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Duncan Disorderly
30th Dec 2013, 9:51 PM
So, there I was, innocently playing my game while reading up about the different cheats on my ipad. Enablellamas on/off caught my eye and I realised I had never tried it before. After all, why should I? It says it's a joke by EA and does nothing. Or so I thought. Foolishly, I entered the cheat...

...Well. As you can see from my photographic evidence below, I was overrun with bloody llamas! The buggers were everywhere! It was most distressing, I can assure you dear reader. Within moments I found myself being presented to the llama leader Larry, to discuss a bathroom schedule and who gets to sleep in the Master bedroom! I gave in to all their demands, it was the smart thing to do. I had hatched a devious plan. After the negotiations, I excused myself, saying I had a previous llama unrelated engagement.

The first thing I did was run to my computer and enter enablellamas off.

Phew! As you can see by the last pic, the llamas disappeared, thankfully.

Fentonparkninja
30th Dec 2013, 10:07 PM
Man, you need to put some trees or something down in your world.

Duncan Disorderly
30th Dec 2013, 10:18 PM
Man, you need to put some trees or something down in your world.

I had loads of trees! It was an enchanted woodland. Llamas ate the trees!

Fentonparkninja
30th Dec 2013, 10:39 PM
I had loads of trees! It was an enchanted woodland. Llamas ate the trees!As opposed to smoking them?

I see now what you mean by 'enchanted woodland'. :)

Duncan Disorderly
30th Dec 2013, 10:47 PM
As opposed to smoking them?

I see now what you mean by 'enchanted woodland'. :)

Thankfully I hid the 'plants' in the basement before they could get their hands, hoofs or whatever the heck lllamas have, on them.

:rofl: Love how someone has disagreed with my OP. I disagree, the llama cheat does not bring live llamas into the real world. Priceless.

hugbug993
30th Dec 2013, 11:00 PM
This is completely ridiculous. Disabling the llamas makes them disappear? Where's the ontological inertia?! How does something existing stop existing because of a cheat code?!

THIS, SIR, IS ABSURD!

On the other hand, if you get some tranq guns and a few friends, you have a perfect means of generating enough llama wool to clothe the world. You could make a fortune. And give me some of it for coming up with the idea.

Duncan Disorderly
30th Dec 2013, 11:06 PM
This is completely ridiculous. Disabling the llamas makes them disappear? Where's the ontological inertia?! How does something existing stop existing because of a cheat code?!

THIS, SIR, IS ABSURD!

On the other hand, if you get some tranq guns and a few friends, you have a perfect means of generating enough llama wool to clothe the world. You could make a fortune. And give me some of it for coming up with the idea.

I bet if you got a brand new llama wool jumper with matching scarf and gloves, you wouldn't think it's absurd. :lol:

It's New Years Eve eve, a night meant for absurdity. Tomorrow night is about more important things>>> :Pint:

Grumpo Marx
30th Dec 2013, 11:25 PM
Their leader's called Larry? Christ on a bike, Larry Scumthorpe's back from the dead!

varpunen
30th Dec 2013, 11:39 PM
Oh man, why did you use the cheat code to get rid of them? I would have loved to take them all. They would have been so happy in my big, woodsy backyard. Darn. :( :anime:

Duncan Disorderly
30th Dec 2013, 11:58 PM
Their leader's called Larry? Christ on a bike, Larry Scumthorpe's back from the dead!

I thought he looked familiar!

Oh man, why did you use the cheat code to get rid of them? I would have loved to take them all. They would have been so happy in my big, woodsy backyard. Darn. :( :anime:

Are you mad?! I once had a woodsy backyard! The llamas ate it! I bet you wouldn't have liked it if they got in your pantry and started on a fresh jar of marmalade! :lol:

Volvenom
31st Dec 2013, 12:25 AM
My father would love that, he can just call the coroner to get the trees out, such a work saver!

Nysha
31st Dec 2013, 12:43 AM
Dear fucking god. *moves thread to Derpy McWTF, flushes bleach down Derpy McWTF*

Johnny_Bravo
31st Dec 2013, 12:50 AM
*jumps after thread*
I could swear my shirt was blue before..

Duncan Disorderly
31st Dec 2013, 1:11 AM
Dear fucking god. *moves thread to Derpy McWTF, flushes bleach down Derpy McWTF*

Awww sounds like someone doesn't know how to laugh, just for the heck of it. HUGZ for you. Happy New Year! :D

Duncan Disorderly
31st Dec 2013, 1:26 AM
Dear fucking god. *moves thread to Derpy McWTF, flushes bleach down Derpy McWTF*

Apologies for the double post. I'm trying to stay positive and brush off your lack of humour. However, it isn't easy. You see, last week, my rottie Bullit passed away from liver cancer. Two months ago, I lost my other dog Oscar to liver cancer as well.

I simply wanted, no needed, to have a laugh. My apologies if it didn't appeal to your sense of humour.

hugbug993
31st Dec 2013, 1:39 AM
Dude, there are reasons for not finding something funny besides "not knowing how to laugh" or having a "lack of humor", and considering that her post was amusing I doubt either is the problem. Also, you kind of sound like you're trying to guilt the mods into laughing by showing us dead dogs.

Nysha
31st Dec 2013, 1:44 AM
This forum is meant for funny things. If I didn't think the thread had any humour value, I'd have deleted it. And I'm sorry to hear about your dogs. :( *hug*

ChaoticNeutral
31st Dec 2013, 1:45 AM
Agreed with hugbug993 and by the way, did your dogs develop liver cancer because of a common factor?

Duncan Disorderly
31st Dec 2013, 1:46 AM
Dude, there are reasons for not finding something funny besides "not knowing how to laugh" or having a "lack of humor", and considering that her post was amusing I doubt either is the problem. Also, you kind of sound like you're trying to guilt the mods into laughing by showing us dead dogs.

I'm not trying to do anything but tell the truth. All I was trying to do was have a laugh. That's all. Anyway, best to bow out of the thread now. This is not what I wanted.

Fentonparkninja
31st Dec 2013, 1:59 AM
Well, I think you should all be proud of yourselves for getting a thread flushed after only 11 posts. That must be a speed record somewhere!
http://gifs.gifbin.com/112009/1257946416_banana_man.gif

G-Mon
31st Dec 2013, 5:37 AM
Dear fucking god. *moves thread to Derpy McWTF, flushes bleach down Derpy McWTF**jumps after thread*
I could swear my shirt was blue before.. :rofl: You two owe me a new monitor. This one's covered in ginger ale now.

Awww sounds like someone doesn't know how to laugh, just for the heck of it. HUGZ for you. Happy New Year! :DThis forum is meant for funny things. If I didn't think the thread had any humour value, I'd have deleted it.That's the main problem with humor on the Internet: it doesn't "translate" well, especially in plain text. :|

Mistermook
31st Dec 2013, 5:38 AM
Needs more dicks.

Dragonflysparkles
31st Dec 2013, 5:57 AM
I'm sorry about about your dog.
I suppose dog pic makes you even sadder so
here's some laughable cat gifs

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo9_250_zps64674e2f.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo8_250_zpsa4f6b031.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo6_500_zpsffd388bd.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_inline_mj54whKh471qz4rgp_zps94c6fa7f.jpg

Derpy McWTF ftw

simbalena
31st Dec 2013, 10:13 AM
Needs more dicks.

In a llama thread? You sicko!

(unless you're a lady llama in which case I hope you find the dicks you are searching for)

Johnny_Bravo
1st Jan 2014, 3:53 PM
Needs more dicks.

*starts dickswinging*

Mistermook
1st Jan 2014, 5:45 PM
In a llama thread? You sicko!

(unless you're a lady llama in which case I hope you find the dicks you are searching for)

I'm not even Steve. I just know what Derpy is for, and it's dicks.

cece15624
1st Jan 2014, 8:46 PM
Clicked the thread out of curiosity and now after reading I'm completely lost. I should throw something random in here to fit with the theme of this thread http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05t2z9a1k1roy4svo1_400.gif

klk01
2nd Jan 2014, 2:37 AM
why is it that mistermook and JB can never keep their dicks in da pants?? always flinging them about..."you'll shoot your eye out!!"

Mistermook
2nd Jan 2014, 3:40 AM
You're welcome to pick the dicks of your choosing. I'm just fond of this one, we've been together a long time.

Johnny_Bravo
2nd Jan 2014, 4:05 AM
why is it that mistermook and JB can never keep their dicks in da pants?? always flinging them about..."you'll shoot your eye out!!"

Well, ancient Gods and lots of people in classic literature couldn't keep it in their pants, so don't be surprised. We might be Gods or literature characters.

klk01
3rd Jan 2014, 1:48 AM
Well, ancient Gods and lots of people in classic literature couldn't keep it in their pants, so don't be surprised. We might be Gods or literature characters.

Well, there is only one "GOD", but I will give you credit for literature character since I read you everyday...

parrot999
3rd Jan 2014, 4:22 AM
Well, there is only one "GOD", but I will give you credit for literature character since I read you everyday...

Actually you're wrong. There are exactly 67.36219 Gods in the universe.

it's calculatable by multiplying the average IQ of a pine tree by the amount of cubic lightyears in the universe, then you must divide it by pi, because pi is a sciency number.

Also, the "god" you're referring to is actually a gnome wizard that aliens engineered to mess with our social development.

Mistermook
3rd Jan 2014, 6:05 AM
Gods are dicks. It's the only explanation. It's dicks dicks dicks, top to bottom, all through the universe.


Dicks.

haricots
3rd Jan 2014, 2:44 PM
Did someone just started dickswinging?! Y NO INVITE ME?!

maxon
3rd Jan 2014, 5:14 PM
You're underage Bean - this is an M rated thread.

Johnny_Bravo
3rd Jan 2014, 8:36 PM
What does a .36 god look like?
Like a dick..?Like a small dick?

Wait..

.36.. God....
G36

http://www.carnwyffa.u-net.com/GUNS/G36RIFLE.jpg
This can't be a .36 god it has no dicks.

klk01
4th Jan 2014, 12:56 AM
What does a .36 god look like?
Like a dick..?Like a small dick?

Wait..

.36.. God....
G36

http://www.carnwyffa.u-net.com/GUNS/G36RIFLE.jpg
This can't be a .36 god it has no dicks.

see those small dick looking things in the clip?? those will poke through you like a dick..small metal dicks with power!!

Johnny_Bravo
4th Jan 2014, 2:06 PM
Shooting tiny deadly dicks at people. As a god... What a dick.

klk01
4th Jan 2014, 8:36 PM
Shooting tiny deadly dicks at people. As a god... What a dick.

I NEVER said to shoot people, I said they would pierce through people, not that it would be done..that would be BAD.

Mistermook
4th Jan 2014, 8:51 PM
Lesson: Just say no to tiny dicks.

hugbug993
4th Jan 2014, 11:37 PM
There are too many dicks in here. You know what we need? Tits! (http://www.lintukuva.fi/lajikuvat/aegcau/)

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wxrne-560.jpg?w=560&h=404

http://www.lintukuva.fi/lajikuvat/aegcau/6aegcau031i.jpg

http://www.thewesternisles.co.uk/Assets/Images/rarebirds/bird-sightings-long-tailed-tit.jpg

http://mikeatkinson.net/images/LongTailedTit13.jpg

http://mikeatkinson.net/images/LongTailedTit18.jpg

Tits! (http://mikeatkinson.net/LongTailedTit.htm)

grammapat
5th Jan 2014, 12:35 AM
Actually you're wrong. There are exactly 67.36219 Gods in the universe.

it's calculatable by multiplying the average IQ of a pine tree by the amount of cubic lightyears in the universe, then you must divide it by pi, because pi is a sciency number.

Also, the "god" you're referring to is actually a gnome wizard that aliens engineered to mess with our social development.

You sound like a fan of Douglas Adams; can we breed?

Johnny_Bravo
5th Jan 2014, 1:10 AM
There are too many dicks in here. You know what we need? Tits! (http://www.lintukuva.fi/lajikuvat/aegcau/)



Tits! (http://mikeatkinson.net/LongTailedTit.htm)

Those are some weird tiny dicks.

parrot999
13th Jan 2014, 7:34 PM
You sound like a fan of Douglas Adams; can we breed?

Well, you're a beautiful woman probably...

brooters
11th Apr 2014, 7:54 PM
I'm sorry about about your dog.
I suppose dog pic makes you even sadder so
here's some laughable cat gifs

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo9_250_zps64674e2f.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo8_250_zpsa4f6b031.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_mjey8dLttr1qcupmyo6_500_zpsffd388bd.gif
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q510/DragonflySparkz/tumblr_inline_mj54whKh471qz4rgp_zps94c6fa7f.jpg

Derpy McWTF ftw



this is what i see:
cat in snow
"innocent" cat
cat trying to look cool
cat attacking her/his leg

Okay, :wtf: did i just see? :blink: ;)

:help: me

:bunny: :bunny:

brooters
11th Apr 2014, 7:55 PM
There are too many dicks in here. You know what we need? Tits! (http://www.lintukuva.fi/lajikuvat/aegcau/)

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wxrne-560.jpg?w=560&h=404

http://www.lintukuva.fi/lajikuvat/aegcau/6aegcau031i.jpg

http://www.thewesternisles.co.uk/Assets/Images/rarebirds/bird-sightings-long-tailed-tit.jpg

http://mikeatkinson.net/images/LongTailedTit13.jpg

http://mikeatkinson.net/images/LongTailedTit18.jpg

Tits! (http://mikeatkinson.net/LongTailedTit.htm)

really?
:bunny: :bunny:

grammapat
8th Sep 2014, 8:34 PM
On first reading I thought it said "ducks" - ducks, kittens, it's all good....DICKS!? and this thread was well DEAD. Dead dicks...serves you right.

ChinchillaJesus
15th Oct 2014, 10:58 PM
You guys are just telling dick jokes, you can all do better, cum on guys!

grammapat
15th Oct 2014, 11:48 PM
HA! You thought I'd fall for that!?

tsyokawe
14th Dec 2014, 3:08 PM
http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b485/tsyokawe/LLAMASENABLEDCAUTIONSIGN_zps17dbfbf2.gif (http://s1288.photobucket.com/user/tsyokawe/media/LLAMASENABLEDCAUTIONSIGN_zps17dbfbf2.gif.html)