OMG, the horror. I'll have to say Twilight which I am saying under duress, because I hate 1D and Justin Beaver. At least I can sleep through Twilight.

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Have a portable wi-fi connection that you can take anywhere
Or an ADSL broadband connection

What's ADSL? Like Phone line fixed?
I'd go for a portable WiFi on 4G EE (But will utilise other 3G networks if necessary)

Windows 8 or Windows 7?

windows 8

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be bald
or have hair that touches the ground?

Have hair on the floor

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Eat and Eat and Eat
Or
Eat something tiny.

^ btw, ADSL is a standard internet that is run through your home phone.

The 1st one.

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2K Sports video games
or EA Sports video games

EA Sports, though I've never really gotten into those kinds of video games...

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Touch the ceiling
or touch the floor

Touching the floor, because I am scared of any kind of heights.

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play Wii Sports Bowling
play Wii Sports Boxing
play Wii Sports Golf
play Wii Sports Tennis
or play Wii Sports Baseball

Boxing!

Play online
Or
Offline?

Offline, but if we're talking Call of Duty then online

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Get stuck in a port-o-potty
or get stuck in an airplane bathroom

port-o-potty (but those both sound HORRIBLE)

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Be beautiful but poor
or be rich but ugly?

The 1st one.

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Eat a red chilli
or eat a yellow chilli

A yellow chilli? (That is more mild right?)

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Drink sewer water (with all the shit and piss and shower gel)
Or
Drink River water from the thames (the big polluted river running thru London)

from the Thames, and I'd pray I wouldn't get poisoned from it

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Babysit triplets
or not be able to use your computer for a week

^^ I think the yellow chilli is more spicier.

^ The 1st one. I can't not live without my laptop.

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Not eat for a week
or Not have your computer/laptop for a week

2, sorry food is too I'm,port ant! Tis so good.

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Watch xfactor
Watch popidol
Watch voice?

The Voice, I watch the X Factor too, but it isn't on currently. What is popidol?? They must not have it in the US....

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Play a sport
or
Play The Sims 1??

I think its called American Idol in the US...
Sims 1 'omg! (+ I hate sport)

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Sing
Model
Act
Or
Play professional sport?

The last one. I've got terrible stage-fright, so I couldn't sing, model or act.

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Have your town/city flooded
Have your town/city burned
or Have your town/city zombiefied

Zombyfyed!!!!!
:D

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Play Sims 1
Sims 2
Sims 3
With all Expansions for each. (No CC or Store)

Sims 3 with all Expansions.

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Play Saints Row
Play Saints Row 2
or Play Saints Row: The Third

Idk...
3?
(I haven't played saints row)

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Live somewhere sunny
somewhere snowy
Somewhere foggy
Somewhere Rainy
?

Somewhere sunny. I cant stand cold or rainy weather.

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Live alone in a huge mansion
or live with 5 other people in a small apartment.

The 2nd one.

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Play GTA: San Andreas
Play GTA: IV
Play GTA: V (when it comes out)
Play GTA: Vice City
Play GTA: Vice City Stories
Play GTA: Liberty City Stories
or Play GTA III

San Andreas.. Looks like an awesome game, I have yet to play.

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A Sim Living it up
A Sim hosting house parties
A sim who has lots of hot dates
A sim constantly on holiday
A crazy cat sim
A sim superstar
A sim making magic?

A Sim Superstar.

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Have a talking bird
Have a talking cat
or Have a talking dog