Well having twins would be painful... Idk, a wife having twins probably of prefer...

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Wear a bare midriff in the snow
Or
Wear a body warmer in the height of the Australian summer?

The 2nd one, only because I wear a jacket and long pants in the Australian summer anyways.

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Drink Coke
Drink Diet Coke
Drink Coke Zero
Drink Vanilla Coke
Drink Lemon Coke
or Drink Cherry Coke

Vanilla coke, coz I've never had it and it sounds nice!

Wyr
Drink Dr pepper cherry
Or
Doctor peeper vanilla

Cherry Dr Pepper, since I already had it before, and I hate vanilla flavoured products.

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Eat Cadbury chocolate
Eat Lindt chocolate
or Eat Red Tulip chocolate

Idk.. Lindt is posh, so if it was free... Never heard of red tulip, sorry.
Quality Street or Roses?

Roses.

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Play Gears of War
Play Call of Duty
or Play Splinter Cell

CoD? But again cause I haven't heard of splinter cell, and I hsavent played gears of war

CoD Modern Warfare 3 or Battlefield 3?

CoD Modern Warfare 3. Battlefield 3 wasn't as good as Battlefield 2.

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Play Battlefield 2
or Play Battlefield 3

From what you've said previously, 1!

Wyr
Play in San Andreas
Play in Vice City
Play in Liberty City?

San Andreas, then Liberty City and then Vice City.

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Cheat on video games
or Don't cheat on video games

Don't cheat... But sometimes I can't help it...

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Play sims
Or
Anothother game

Both. I play any games.

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Have Sims mods
or Have no sims mods

Mods! Where would I be without twallan/nRaas... Or buzzler...

Humourous Sarcasm or tongue in cheek humour?

Humourous Sarcasm.

Bones or CSI

Don't watch either... CSI?...

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Have Cable
Have Sattelite
or Free TV

Cable! That is if tr costs are covered...

WYR
Watch
Got Talent
So you think you can dance
Xfactor
The voice
Dancing with the stars/strictly come dancing
Idol

Got Talents, mostly because I'm sick of the Singing and Dancing shows on TV.

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Eat 1KG of snow
Eat 1KG of wasabi
or Eat 1KG of dirt

Snow! cause its water! (and well nice with cola flavour haribos...)

Wyr
Read Harry Potter
Watch Harry Potter

Read. I'm not a big fan of reading books, but the Harry Potter books are way better than the movies.

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Read all the Twilight books
or Watch all the Twilight movies

Well, I couldn't get past the first chapter of twilight... So movies? Idk... Guess I can play with my phone in a movie, and still get the plot.
Wyr
Make your dream house on Sims
Or make your dream family on sims.

Dream family, because I am hopeless with making houses in Sims.

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Create your dream CC hairstyle
Create your dream CC object
or Create your dream CC clothing

Object? Guess that can cover mnany things..

Wyr
Eat a lemon
A lime
An orange

Lemon.

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Watch NCIS
Watch Law & Order
or Watch CSI

I don't watch this kinda of programmes, so CSI?

Wyr watch Relocation, Relocation or Move to the Country?