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Worshipable Argent Ape

by HystericalParoxysm Posted 1st Apr 2008 at 12:03 AM - Updated 1st Apr 2008 at 12:11 AM by HystericalParoxysm
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He of the shining silver buttocks salutes you... with his shining silver buttocks! Welcome, acolyte! You seek the blessings of the Polished Primate? Then seek no further - you have found your banana-scented goal!

Behold!! Is he not glorious? Does he not make you weep at his blinding silver visage?

You bet your shiny buttocks he does!

This terrifying, yet inspiring statue can be yours for the extremely affordable price of only 1337 simoleons - for this number is blessed of He Who Shrieks At Dawn.

Your pixel acolytes may bow down to his stunning visage in homage to his greatness... and they will receive his blessing in return, completely filling all of their needs. The Great Silver Monkey is both wise, AND powerful! Worship him, and you will be rewarded!

Boring technical details:(3370 polygons, 2529 vertices. Should be base game compatible. Find it under Decorative - Statues. Sims can use it autonomously. Not to be used for the other use. Thanks to Echo for her BHAV tutorial, Jasana and Wes for tips on posing jointed models, and Quaxi and the SimPE team for SimPE. And thanks to The Shiny Simian above all!)

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Field Researcher
#26 Old 6th Jun 2008 at 5:33 PM
This is fabulous, I can see a new cult of the silver ape spreading its shiny message in the town of DeathKnell...yes it will be glorious
Field Researcher
#27 Old 6th Jun 2008 at 5:38 PM
Originally Posted by Ooglafina
If you tell an anthrologist that a silver back gorilla is a monkey, they'll probably knock you out.

Now my sims can worship an ape. A wish that I never knew that I had.

I have my degree in anthropology and I would not knock anyone out for this fauxpas. I would consider violence though if it was someone saying that Darwin said we descended from monkeys...that bit of ignorance is able to seriously get my goat.
All hail the argent ape!
Mad Poster
#28 Old 5th Jul 2008 at 9:06 PM
after reading your post, I've decided that you forgot to take your crazy medicine this morning.

Very nice, bananas are my favorite fruit, so maybe I should switch religions. Thanks for the wonderful addition to my sims already completely absurd lives. By the way, the mesh is very nice.

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Lab Assistant
#29 Old 25th Oct 2008 at 10:28 AM
ahahahaha! cute!

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Test Subject
#30 Old 3rd Jun 2009 at 10:04 PM
Will Someone Please Tell Me What Zanistanian Legislatures Are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Test Subject
#31 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 2:49 PM
hey can u also make this a zip file not rar? i need this for my movie (Planet of the Apes Sims 2) but i cant download it...

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#32 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 2:49 PM
astrodisneygirl - No. There's no reason you can't download rar files - anyone can use them. Just get WinRAR.

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Test Subject
#33 Old 28th May 2010 at 5:11 AM
Thank You This Will Go Nice With My Silver Bigfoot!
Test Subject
#34 Old 25th Apr 2011 at 11:26 PM
I must...worship...
Lab Assistant
#35 Old 15th Mar 2012 at 3:18 AM
I shall offer thee banana pudding, banana bread, and the finest of the fine pixelated bananas.
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