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Worshipable Argent Ape

by HystericalParoxysm Posted 31st Mar 2008 at 11:03 PM - Updated 31st Mar 2008 at 11:11 PM by HystericalParoxysm
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He of the shining silver buttocks salutes you... with his shining silver buttocks! Welcome, acolyte! You seek the blessings of the Polished Primate? Then seek no further - you have found your banana-scented goal!

Behold!! Is he not glorious? Does he not make you weep at his blinding silver visage?

You bet your shiny buttocks he does!

This terrifying, yet inspiring statue can be yours for the extremely affordable price of only 1337 simoleons - for this number is blessed of He Who Shrieks At Dawn.

Your pixel acolytes may bow down to his stunning visage in homage to his greatness... and they will receive his blessing in return, completely filling all of their needs. The Great Silver Monkey is both wise, AND powerful! Worship him, and you will be rewarded!

Boring technical details:(3370 polygons, 2529 vertices. Should be base game compatible. Find it under Decorative - Statues. Sims can use it autonomously. Not to be used for the other use. Thanks to Echo for her BHAV tutorial, Jasana and Wes for tips on posing jointed models, and Quaxi and the SimPE team for SimPE. And thanks to The Shiny Simian above all!)

You must have the expansion or stuff packs listed below installed to use this custom content. Please see the post text for any exceptions.

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#2 Old 31st Mar 2008 at 11:08 PM
Absolutely glorious! I bow before thee, O Silver One!

There's always money in the banana stand.
Not actually evil.
#3 Old 31st Mar 2008 at 11:58 PM
I shall bring him offerings of banana bread! Unless my colleagues eat it all at the research meeting...
Lab Assistant
#4 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:02 AM
And I shall sacrifice my banana pudding cookies to the great shiny buttocks bearing wonderous god. Gee, I hope he likes them... Well, I'm off to buy some more banana pudding.

Edit: Stupid Daniel Pleasant ate all my banana pudding cookies, and now I must destroy him, for his not-so-shiny bald(ish) head looks like a hairy red buttocks.
He who mocks the monkey shall be struck dead!
Damn you Daniel. Cheating on Mary-Sue, breaking a family, and now betraying me and the gorilla god with your butt head.
I think I might've gona a bit too far this time...

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Lab Assistant
#5 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:03 AM
Fantastic, this is going straight into my game. Although I hope one of you thought to make us some banana's I'd hate have my sims subjected to this guys wrath. Thank you!
Blenderized to Pieces
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#6 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:06 AM
I Just LOVE this! I need to remind the servants of where they stand.. or is it grovel! and this fine statue is just the trick!

THANK YOU! :D
Field Researcher
#7 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:21 AM
HystericalParoxysm, this is really fantastic!!!! Thanks.

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Scholar
#8 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:41 AM
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Understand Material definition-TXMT and customize the look of your objects ! This way

"The longer something exists in this world, the more wear and tear it will have."
Lab Assistant
#9 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 12:42 AM
I have finally found my faith!

Sims 2 Stuff by Ben Harris, Profile + Terms of Use!
Lab Assistant
#10 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 1:44 AM
Holy Ape Batman! That's a glorious download...you guys are all bananas you know that right?
Field Researcher
#11 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 2:34 AM
This is great! The whole Monkey Business theme is hilarious! :D
Test Subject
#12 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 2:44 AM
If you tell an anthrologist that a silver back gorilla is a monkey, they'll probably knock you out.

Now my sims can worship an ape. A wish that I never knew that I had.

You look sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde's witticisms that have been rolled up to a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
Field Researcher
#13 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 4:15 AM
Haha, this is wonderful! My sims have been wanting for silver ape homage material.

April Fools.
Lab Assistant
#14 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 4:15 AM
Ha ha ha almost April fools. All my Twilek sims were searching for religion and will bow down before the shiny argent buttocks of glory. This will go great in my new alternative universe neighborhood (if I can only keep my game from crashing).

taizhu
Lab Assistant
#15 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 4:41 AM
AWESOME!!! Another new Deity in my Sims World

GREAT JOB HystericalParoxysm
Lab Assistant
#16 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 9:46 AM
OoOoh! Love the theme on April 1st! Thankyou :D
Lab Assistant
#17 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 9:52 AM
Ooohhh... he's so shiny. And his buttocks! So shiny... and silver... and round... and polished... and...

No, I am not obsessed with an ape's ass. How dare you insinuate such a thing?! -wipes drool away-

Thanks for this awesome shiny download
Instructor
#18 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 11:46 AM
Come on!! Monkeys are invading MTS2!!! Is this April's Fool? Cause Its making me pull my hair off! Anyway, The new downloads are totally great! Thanks!

Stay a Monkey!
Lab Assistant
#19 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 2:16 PM
I am obviously not worthy enough - it will not let me download its greatness
Lab Assistant
#20 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 3:30 PM
I love it... he makes a nice change to the llamas :D

Seize the moment... coz tomorrow you might be dead!
Gone Fishin'
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#21 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 4:21 PM
*kneels before the awesomeness and worships*

All hail the April... I mean, Ape!
Wiki Wizard
#22 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 5:27 PM
This is really good, thanks alot:D


It's ok, we all laugh-snort occasionally!
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Scholar
#23 Old 1st Apr 2008 at 6:33 PM
Whooo! Absolutely amazing! Have a banana!

So be it. Move. ~Jason Bourne
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Scholar
#24 Old 2nd Apr 2008 at 4:18 AM
I love bananas, so clearly, this is the god for me!

I made some mods for The Sims 1 -- yes ONE :-) -- which you can find at http://corylea.com/Sims%201%20Mods%20by%20Corylea.html
Test Subject
#25 Old 11th May 2008 at 11:51 AM
This is awesome! Thanks!

The champ is here!
 
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