The Unseelie Sidhe pauses to discuss his favorite subject... himself!
Welcome. Please be seated. Just brush that goblin out of the way... that's better.
I'd just like to say that you're always welcome here among the wicked faeries. After all, life's not all stealing babies and poisoning princesses. Which reminds me, you might want to stop nibbling on that apple. Try the wine instead. No, even a Goblin King must occassionally stop for a brief rest. Putting all those curses on royalty can be so exhausting.
While you're here, feel free to help yourself to any little goodies you find, just please don't repost them as your own. Credit where credit is due, and all that. If I have to confess to where I might have... borrowed... this or that, well, then so do you. Otherwise, I'll be forced to transform you into something unpleasant, or put you to sleep for a hundred years, and that's so cliché. So let's avoid all that shall we.
Well, it's been pleasant, but I must be off again. Some poor peasant is lost in the woods, and I've got to make sure they're never heard from again. Tah!