*doesnt get hit by cake*
*grabs water balloons full of lemonade and starts throwing them at everyone*

*takes Becca's cat's plumbbob and sticks it above her head*

*realises that she is covered in lemonade*

NUUUUUU! LEMON CRUELTY!

*steals plumbob back and hides it*
*laughs at MJ*

*also laughs at MJ*
*sits in the chocolate cake*
*throws tomatoes at Becca*

*hides* FOODWASTERS!!!!!!!!!!
*bursts out laughin*

*throws random things around*

*also throws random things around*

I'm calling cruelty against random things, aka CART!

*stares at MJ*
*shrugs*
*starts throwing random things at MJ*

*dies*

*comes back as vampire*

SUH-WEET!

*high-fives MJ for becoming vampire*
*bites peoplez*

OMGOMGOMG mj is a vamp BITEMEBITEMEBITEME!!

*bites Eve*
*turns into bat and flies around*

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!! *turns into vamp* *marries Edward Cullen* MWAHAHAHAH!

*Throws moldy pudding at Eve for going to Edward*
Go to Jacob.

*throws banana bread at Edward*
* laughs when it hits him in the crotch*
*thinks RPattz is ugly*
*hides from beata*

*agrees with Ri*
*throws pie at all twihards*
*hides from twihards*

BWAHAHAH *laughs at all edward & twilight haters*
*runs off with edward*

*is hit by twihard pie*
*pokes Edward*
*runs off to be vampire elsewhere*

*sighs*
please leave Twilight out of at least one thread?
*throws oranges at everyone*

Not Twilight, EWWWW.

Try Interview With a Vampire, people!!!!

*bites Becca's cat*
*runs off cackling like an idiot*

*looks at MJ strangely*
*steers back on topic by throwing a watermelon at her*
*wonders where on earth she found my cat*

*throws plumbob cake at MJ*
*throws chocolate kat at Becca*

*throws jelly plumbobs at Evil*

*catches plumbobs*
*gets big jar of mayonnaise*
*puts Becca in jar*
*closes lid*
*s cos Becca's stuck*