Luke, haunt candiiee.

Luke, please don't.

Luke, who are you going to listen to? The God Emperor of everything that ever was, is, or will ever be, or to candiie?

Luke, if you listen to me I will give you pie.

Luke, you're about to get hit in the face. No, Luke you're not listening to me!!!! *slaps Luke* OMG!!!! I was RIGHT!!!!

Luke, put a banana in your ear! Put a ripe banana right into your favorite e-- *stabbed with a lightsaber*

Luke, this isn't madness. No, it's not sparta either.

Me: Luke, may I call you Luke?
Luke: No.
Me: Luke, I am going to shave your head now... *shaves Luke's head*

Luke, one, two, three.
four, five, six.
seven, eight, nine.
ten, eleven, twelve
ladybugs came
to the ladybugs' picnic.

O_O



Luke, I am a fortune cookie.

Luke, what should a king to protect his land?

Luke, are you being harassed by spammers?

Luke, I'm pissed.

Me on my deathbed: (there is a bomb strapped to me that is clearly visible) Luke, come closer. I am about to die, so just lean in, and hear my last words.

Luke: Okay . . . *leans in*

MOMDB: I predict that the last sound you will ever hear is BAM.

Luke: What was that supposed to mean?

MOMDB: *explodes*

Ghost of Luke: Dammit!

Luke... tonight we dine in Hell!!!

Luke, if I die tonight well... I guess I'll be seeing you in hell.

Luke, pass the salt, s'il vous plait.

Luke, why is Vlad speaking French?

Luke... because I can. Mon Dieu!

Luke, parlez-vous français? Ou êtes-vous tout simplement stupide?

Luke, I have a load of Spanish in my head unfortunately. So my French is assez mauvais at the moment..

Luke, I'm confuzzled.

Luke..are you invisible? :P

Luke, skype being spaz-tastically stupid. Sowwy.

LUKE, I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT FORGOT WHILE SCREAMING YOUR NAME!!!!
{insert lowercase caps here}

Luke, we can't stop here. *looks up* This is bat country.

Luke, hablar Espanol senor?

Luke, I speak English O_O

you have pure class for posting that, fear and loathing in las vegas is an awesome movie.

Luke... take my hand. Now... pull my finger... (...)

Luke, as your attorney I advise you get laid.
*high fives ooga booga*

Luke... Chewbacca... is your mother! *dun dun dun*

Luke, with the evidence I have collected... Your father... HAD A FUR FETISH!!! *cue dramatic music*

Luke... you have something... there. Right there... Yeah, you got it.

Luke, that image is SO awesome...

Luke, Candiiee and I both have Vlad mentioned in our siggy.

Luke, I find the third line of mj's signature slightly disturbing...

Luke, does Vlad know that I'm watching him with my radar goggles?

Luke, I'm still a fortune cookie.
Luke, I are sad.

Luke, I can't believe we still have you're name a Luke...

Luke, I haven't posted here since like page 20...

Luke, I am you mother..

Luke, this thread is almost 60 pages long. WTF

Also Luke, I have never seen Fear and Loathing in Vegas. *hides*

Luke, why is mj stalking me all over the forums?

Luke this is funny

Luke, nessabee still hasn't changed her siggy.

Luke... do you know the muffin man?! D:<

Luke, I am ready to clown you.

Luke! Look behind you!
Luke: *looks behind him*
*pies him*
Luke: *uses the force to push me off the face of the world*

Luke, do these jeans make me look fat?

Luke, I have just been diagnosed with terminal insanity.

Luke, why is skype, like, dead?

Luke, I'm tired *yawns*
Luke, the Luke above me has a post count of 421 which is my birthday XD

Luke, where are all the Original Nintendorks?

Luke, everyone left because of the spam. And the fact that we NEVER talk about Nintendo anymore.

Luke, I'm still here...

Luke, I am so happy to see ya Ally Cat! ;D

Luke, I'm awake! Damn it...

Luke, I'm leaving you for Vlad.

Luke, i'm going to see New Moon today, with my bestest friend ever, Harry.
If we get there early, and get good seats, this may be one of the funniest experiences of my life.

Luke, i wish I could see that^.

Luke, NINTENDORKS@MTS WILL NOT......DIEEEEEEEEE! >:O

Luke, I saw New Moon today also, it was awful O_O except when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt. I was totally okay with that
Vampy- I'm glad to be loved

Luke, New Moon was a great movie D=

Luke,even though Nintendorks at MTS will not die,TWILIGHT MUST!! :BURN:

Luke, I don't think the Nintendorks know that in real life I'm having a kid.

Luke, I'm sure they know now and good luck with your kid. I'm praying for you...

Luke, contrary to your belief i am NOT insane!

Luke, I'm not sure whether to believe that...^^

Luke, I don't care even if you are insane.
Crazy is as crazy does.

Luke, I am a moron

Luke... Imma firin' mah lazor! BWWWAAAHHH!

Luke, *gets hit by Vlad's lazor*

This is insulting to me you know you guys are mean.

Luke where have thou been?

Luke, thou is now here.

Luke, I don't like soup.

Luke, I'm your Fathers, Aunts, Sisters, Hairdressers, Mums, Cousins, Best friends, Estate agents, Daughter...HI!=]

Luke, I am hot stuff.

LOL! ::ROFL::
Yes, I am on a sugar rush......

Luke,

















































































PILLZ HERE!!!




GRABBIN' PILLZ!!!

Luke, BOOMER!

Luke, =.=

Luke, I am a panda

Luke, can you steal me some jokes?

Luke, 'tis the season to be jolly, falalalala lala la la...

Luke, I'm here to deliver you're used...pink bath robe...a rare...mint snow globe...a smurph...TV tray, that you bought on ebay

Luke, I love that song. ^

Luke, all the images are borked

Luke...GET A HAIR CUT

Luke... Santa... is not real!!!

Luke....i'm....going all.......shatner.....
can't.....stop.....speaking in......sentence......fragments.....
...
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke, I am your granted-godly god mother.

I know, random. :P

Luke, liekomgz it's Michael Jackson!


Luke, I love the song "Smother Me" by The Used <3 <3 <3 :lovestruc

Luke, I love that song too <3

Luke, I have never listened to that song ^^

...Luke, I am a loser. :b

Luke, gimme your lunch money! And candiiee's!

LOL. :D

Luke, I'm going to steal all of your lightbulbs and use them for my lights.

Luke, other Luke doesn't have my lunch money. Other other Luke does, though.

Luke......ummm.....what?

Luke, other other Luke cannot possibly have your lunch money, since other Luke was ordered to give me your lunch money and other Luke's money, hence he HAS the money. And other other other Luke is here just for show.

Luke, Vlad has been taught under Yoda, don't act confused when he talks to you.

Luke, I sense a disturbance in the Force...