Luke, Axel commits suicide in Kingdom Hearts- so I've heard.

Luke, I'm feeling Yummy head to toe.

Luke, When's the wedding?

Luke, Me Love You Long Time!!

Luke, I can't be bothered to finish this sent.....

Luke, why do I have the urge to ki-oops *slices head* nevermind.

Luke, I can't think of anything good to say...

Luke, tell Kopple36 this important message: "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!"

Luke, tell 13 that the rabbit is dead!

Congratulations, Luke! You have an STD!

Luke, Why are you lying on the floor gagging?

Luke, I told you it was a bad idea to make-out with Chewbacca!

Luke, Why are you still talking to us!?

Luke, I don't like you I HATE you. FYI.

Luke, you need a shower!

Luke, I have nothing to say at your funeral except: YESH! HE DIED!

Luke, "I'm sleeping because...I'm sleepy. I don't like being disturbed. Please walk quietly."

Luke, DON'T LOOK THERE YOU PERV! *Slaps Luke*

Luke, I'm not really a Woman, I'm a Horse!!

Luke, you're fired!

Poem by Ally:
Luke,
I hate your guts,
go die in a rut.
I won't miss you much
i hope you pass out in mulch.




*bows* Thank you, thank you. I won't be here tomorrow

Luke, I left the stove on.

Luke, I left your stove on.

Luke, you say I only hear what I want to, you say I talk so all the time, so...

Luke, I am your grandma