Luke, I don't care about it :P!

Luke, you should care! Gordon has a crowbar...

Luke, and me, I have fangs!!

Luke, if you make Gordon mad, you'll have no fangs ((:

Luke, do you want to try it?? :F

Luke, I did my geography homework. Now lets see if it's good enough for the idiot I have to work with who seems to think I never do anything... fksdjg

Luke... I think I'll pass, thankyouverymuch.

Luke, I hate both the people I have to do the geography presentation with. Gah.

Luke, why are you against geography? Geography loves you...

Luke, geography hates me! ¬¬

Luke, I have nothing against geography. Just the people I have been put in a group with. I don't know who I hate more.

Luke, I haven't been around for a while - Did you eat the cookies I hide under your Darth Vader-teddy?
Sorry, but those were poisend >.<

Luke... I don't hate you. I just need someone to take my anger out on!

Luke... Will you marry me???

APRIL FOOLS!!! HAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

Luke, it isn't April for another month.

Luke, I haven't been on in forever. O_O

Luke, give me money I need it.

Luke, MTS changed slightly, didn't it?

Darth: Luke, I am your...*sigh*...how do I put this...I'm not your real father. You're adopted
Luke: NOOOOOOO!!!

Luke, Obi Wan is your father!

Luke, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Eragon.

Luke, the past few days have been...perculiar.

Luke, I'm sad

luke,the sims has just on purpose crashed on you

Luke, please stop bugging me. No, I don't want to go to America with you to fight evil squirrels.

Luke, you are my cheese. Let me be your sandwhich!

Luke, did what Elena say sound dirty to you? Or is my mind messed up?

Luke, Becca have a really dirty mind...

Luke, how dare you agree! xD

Luke, say YAY DIRTY MINDS!! O_O

Luke, the above posts are making me laugh.

Luke, why do headbands have to be so tight?

Luke!...Luke!...Luke!...Luke!...Luke!...Luke!...

Luke: WHAT?!?!

Hi :D

Luke, go volunteer for the SES. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME KILLING EVIL THINGS!

OMG! Lamp! :D

Luke, tell EVERYBODY to DANCE NOW!!! *bum, bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum*

Luke, why are you dancing like a rusted robot?

Luke, *poke*

Luke, warm.
:D

Me: Luke, I am not your father. That dude is.

Luke: That's the door.

Me: Exactly.

Luke, I'm gonna cut off your arm although I know you're my son, and you'll scream and wonder why I do it. Later I'll show you my burnt and desfigured face.. Nah! I should just call Yoda to make him talk weird and bore you until you die and leave me alone to be able to go to the Bahamas and buy a house near to the beach.. Yeah, that's what we will do..

Luke, Your a falling star...Your the getaway car...you're the line in the sand when I go to far

Luke, maths is a narrative?

Luke, something just happened to me but I DON'T KNOW WHAT! AHHHHHH!!!! *runs around in circles*

♪ Luke, fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars! Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars!
♫ OH, Luke! Fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more. You are all I--...
'Kay, I'm creeping myself out now.

Luke: *makes like a tree*

Luke, I just crapped myself, because i have no clue what to say...so nervous you know..

Luke, I am your new Lady GaGa.

(ROFL XD)

Luke, the Pizza's here, did you want cheese or peperoni?

Luke, this town... *looks around* ...is quite possibly big enough for the both of us, but only if you don't bring any luggage.
*throws Luke's suitcase out of the window*
Luke, which side of town do you want?

Luke, I just ate all the chocolate... ... sorry... ... it was the candiiee's chocolate... I'm so guilty...

Luke, I am your footstool. Go ahead, place your hallowed feet upon my yearning back.

Luke, can you smell that smell? That grassy smoky smell?

Luke, thou art a villain.

Me: Luke, did Elena eat my chocolate?
Luke: Yes.
Me: *steals Luke's chocolate*
Luke: Where's my chocolate?!!?!?!?
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! *eats Luke's chocolate*

Luke, come on, you can't be always crying... well, if you stop crying I will buy some chocolate for you.
...
No!!! Auch! Stop!!! Ah!!! No, I don't have chocolate right noooooooooooooow!!! Auch, stop scratching meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Me: Luke, calm down! Luke, Luke...*pats his back* there, there, it will all be okay. Shhh.... Shhh... Would you like to draw some pictures of how you feel?
Luke: *nods*
Me: *sits him down by one of those toddler tables with a huge sheet of paper and a handful of crayola crayons* Now, just let it all out. There, there.
Luke: *scribbles furiously*

Me: Luke, calm down, here is your chocolate!!
Luke: *looks it and throws it out*
Me: Luke, what have you done??
Luke: That's not my favourite chocolate... I don't like it...
Me: Ok, I'm gonna buy another one... Do you like Milka??
Luke: *nods* *cries hard*

Conclusion:
Candiiee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me: *runs over with some Milka* Luke, here you go.
Luke: *quickly takes a bite, sighing happily*
Me: *wipes his tears away* It's all okay now.
Luke: *nods happily*
Me: *smiles at him*

Me: Luke, is it because I stole your chocolate?
Luke: *nods*
Me: *gives Luke the chocolate back*
Luke: *eats chocolate*
Me: *steals Elena's chocolate*

Luke, where's my chocolate??
*points at Jess*
CANDIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes back the chocolate* *eats quickly the chocolate*
*stares angrily at candiiee*

Me: Luke, aren't they a crazy bunch?
Luke: *giggles*
Me: *giggles too and watches candiiee and Elena run around in circles chasing the choclate*

Me: Luke what's the issue? *walks in with gigantic basket filled with yummy chocolates*
Luke: *runs over and steals basket
Me: Luke GET BACK HERE *starts chasing Luke trying to get chocolate back.*

Me: Luke, come back! *laughs hysterically and joins in the chase*
Luke: *climbs a tree*

Me: *tries to climb tree after Luke*
Luke: *climbs higher*
Me: Luke get down from there with my chocolate!
Luke: *climbs higher*
Me: *starts throwing sticks at Luke.* Get down you big baby!
Luke: *cries and gorges on chocolate to feel better*
Me: *pulls fresh batch of brownies out of bag.* You want it Luke?
Luke: *climbs down from tree, steals brownies and gives back empty chocolate basket*
Me: LUKE!

Luke, I'm sorry, but Anakin is way hotter.

Luke: *starts crying and throws brownies all over the floor*
Me: It's okay Luke, besides look at it this way: you live, he dies!
Luke: *nods and gets better, picks up brownies and runs away again*
Me: *chases Luke* LUKE!!!!!

Me: *also chases Luke and Jaylo's brownies*

Me: *whispering* Luke, I'm on your side. Let's go!
Luke: *hands me half the brownies so we can both run faster*
Me: Luke, to the hovership!
*we both jump off a cliff, landing on a hovership just below and
Luke: Won't they take the other ones?
Me: Let's hope they don't see them.
*we race off to the west, keeping low, and smelling our brownies with glee*

*then, Elena found them...*
Luke: Nooooo!!!!
jewaukeela: No! *holds Luke while Elena runs away with the brownies* It's too late...

*hides from Elena*
Luke: Who are you hiding from?
Me: Elena.
Luke: Why?
Me: Luke, come here and I will tell you.
Luke: *comes here*
Me: I stole the candycanes too... *hides*

Me: *comes storming out after Elena weilding gigantic axe of doom* GIVE ME BACK MY BROWNIES!!!
*runs by candiiee hiding and steals some of her candycanes
Luke: pulls out light saber (finally) and steals rest of candiiee's candy canes thens join chase after elena.

*runs and hides*
*Elena sees how everybody is chasing her*
*looks at the brownies*
*throws a brownie*
*everybody jump trying to get the brownie*
*while that, Elena stoles some candycanes*

*steals back the candycanes*
Luke, help me, damnit!!
*Luke helps*
*runs from people who happen to be chasing her*
*hides the candycanes in a secret location which shall never be revealed*
*steals Elena's chocolate*

*uses divine psychic powers to learn the location of candiiee's candy canes and steals candy canes again*
*eats brownie picked up off the floor*
*on a sugar high, cases Elena for rest of delicious brownies*

*steals the icecream, sandwiches, pies, trifles, wine and crisps from Elena*
Luke, what shall I do with this stuff?
Luke: Dunno...
*sighs*
*runs around like a chicken*

*finds the candycanes and eats them before it's too late*
*Candiiee eats the chocolate*
*laughs seeing how Jess realizes that the chocolate is not really chocolate...*

*spits out the 'chocolate'*
Elena, that was disgusting. XD
Luke, get me some real chocolate. *pokes Luke*
*gets drunk*
*runs around like an insane person*

((You can call me Jewa)

*has a bright idea*
*grabs a hovership and grabs the real choclate (it was in Elena's backpack, she just didn't know!)
*grabs Luke and puts him in the hovercraft with me*
Me: Luke, how do you make this thing go?
Luke: *presses a button*
Me: Ahhh! Luke, slow down!
Luke: *slows down, turns around, grabs the last candycane out of Elena's hand, then hands me his lightsaber to fight off everyone while he steers*
Me: *throws the lightsaber out the window and pulls out a phaser instead* Come and get 'em now, suckers!

Me: Ok! *takes her hovership and goes faster than Jewa. Takes the candycane and the chocolate and throws a cup of milk at Jewa's face*
Jewa: Ah!!! I can't see!!! *points Luke with the lightsaber*
Luke: Ouch!! You hurted me!!!!
*the hovership crash with a tree...*

Me: Hey, Luke! I've got more profile views with my Yaoi icon now than I ever had ever!! :D
Luke: DLA:DKLSKDAMNKDNSJKNKLJADN
Me: =D Kthnxbai.

Me: *returns with clone army* GET THAT CHOCOLATE!!!!! *hops on super fast hover craft to chase Elena while clones swarm Candy, Jewa, Luke, and Buki*
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *does that Sith thing with the fire and flames and dramatic look while flying a wicked fast hovership while extracting Darth Maul's lightsaber from glove compartment*
Me: Luke, come on let's get that chocolate!
Luke: *jumps out of fray after destroying 50 clones, climbs on his hovercraft and follows*
Luke: chocolate!

Me: Luke, help me! *whimpers* My eyes! They hurty so much! Stupid acid milk!
Luke: *is off chasing the choclate*
Me: *bursts into tears*

...
 

Luke I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Luke, oh look! A penny!

Luke I am your " ring ring ring" o hold on "answers phone" ye I'm telling him right now yes.. uh huh ye .... love you to "hangs up" UNCLE

Luke, Ring ring ring ring ring, banana phoooooone!

Luke, I am your friend that can be rath- *giggles* We're on page- *immaturity fit*

Luke... *sigh* nevermind...

Luke, I've got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Luke, my hair has gone dodgy.......

Luke, screw the rules, I have money. D<

Luke, a cookie? :3

Luke, I'd just like to tell you that *phone vibrates* OMG Luke! Jessi just txted me and she's like omg, you know? *Luke wanders off*

Luke, do you like Sonic the Hedgehog games?

Luke, you're grounded!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!....

Luke!! ... hummm... Luke... Darn!! I forgot what I was going to say!! D:

Luke... I miss that good stories about your chocolate... :_(

Luke, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.

Yeah... *stares at chocolates stolen* Luke you want some?
Luke: *burps*

Luke, I just lost two friends today. v.v I'm such a bitch...

Luke, you're not a bitch. Neither is Ally. *hands out cookies*

Luke, do you have any friends? Because I don't. ._.

I'M ALL ALOOOOONE! THERE'S NO ONE HEEEERE BESIIIIIIDE ME--
Luke: *Shoots me*

Luke, are you Catholic like me?

Luke, I'm ill...