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and ordered Toadette to do it. But when Toadette failed...

She stumbled across a Pokemon card . . .

that had Chuck Norris on it. THE MOST RAREST OF THEM ALL! Toadette then....







^--- she found one of those :3

so she went back and showed off her new Pokemon card, but everyone thought that she was

a show-off so they decided to take her off the Christmas Card list which caused her to...

Get really sad, so she began to watch a lot of movies. And her favorite movie to watch was "The Neverending Story" which reminds me of this thread, so I....

got back to the nintendo side of te story and continued with the story so this tor doesn't get all off-topiky and we can all start making this story a better place and all live happily ever after and get back to Peach... So, Peach decided to invite Daisy over for a game of bash the <insert naughty word here> out of Luigi and...

Daisy accepted on one condition: that mario give her his...

fell asleep in a vat of acid and died! This caused Chuck Norris to...

throw a child into the sun, since, it was his birthday. Chuck then chose...
(Thanks for leaving this one for me )

To makeout with Peach, this made Mario and Luigi very jealous, so they teamed up against Chuck Norris, and decided to....

sit on him. Which was, of course, very stupid. Chuck Norris was furious, and he...

decided he was lonely and made a baby in the science lab with Bowser... when they got bored of that they tried making a real baby but since they're so stupid they didn't know who should play the female and it's sort of impossible for 2 guys to...

Play red rover. So they started doing science experiments in the science lab. Something exploded, and when they opened their eyes, there was ...

another baby...

and the baby was toad. So toad grew up, and was so upset his whole lifetime because he was short. So toad had surgery to make him taller, but something went wrong in surgery, and he stayed short, this made toad be proud to be short, and he went on a campaign to...

change topic to Peach and have...

babies with Peach. So there were half toad half peaches running around the mushroom kingdom, and one of Peach and Toad's babies grew up to be the vice president of...

America. But then the president found out about the fact that since about a page ago the nintendo characetrs and their decendants where not allowed in America. So he...

turned all Nintendo characters into Peach form and sent them to Rusia where they will begin...

theyre therapy. they need Therapy because...

they are nintendo characters from..

the land where no one knows where babies come from, and while in the rest of the world they learnt and were very shocked...

that people put banana's in their ears. This...

was shocking..

to all in the general vicinity, but no one really much cared because...

the banana's made the bad in the world hard to hear. So in your ear a banana cheers so go and put....

Peach back in the story...

... but she will disapper because of...

a magical stone that bowser used to shrink all the nintendo characters. The nintendo characters...

then went over to The Teen Club and killed . . .

All of the teens, resulting in a shortage of cheap labor that causes the collapse of the sovereign state of...

Canada! Then, when the characters realised that no, we don't live in igloos, and no, we're not under 80 feet of snow, or 80 mm for that matter, they . . .

decided to go back to Nintendo Land and start living their lives normally again, and end the story. Of course, ...

Daisy was bored and decided she'd sysomething, "HI! I'm Daaaaaaaaaaaisy!" Peach really thinks she's annoying when she says that... and so does...

...Kamile, so she tries casting a spell on her to stop her from being annoying, but she miss-fires and hits Donkey Kong, which causes him to...

start talking like Mario! Which causes Peach to . . .

think that Donkey Kong is Mario, and marry him. When Luiji finds out...

he decides to murder mario because he wanted to marry daisy...

but Daisy falls in love with Mario and tries to protect him, which results in Luigi deciding to kill . . .

Toadette who was just about to marry...

Princess Peach on hr front porch in..

Honduras! Which resulted in Peach screaming . . .

'Kopple36 wanted to tell you that he's on an internet kiosk in a Japanese Airport and is having a fantastic time and wants to wish you all a Mario Christmas and a Sonic New Year' which deafened Bowser who was just about to...

tackle Peach and carry her off into his lair. But when he realised that nobody cared, he . . .

jumped into the hot lava, which he forgot had been refrigerated for the past two months to stop...

. . . and subsequently froze to death, which created a very nice ice sculpture for the remainder of . . .

a boobie man..

that then turned into the 3 BOOBIED MAN!!! Actually it was when it started to melt that it...

a message arrived from...

. . . Playstation 3's Malaysian Launch Party, kindly asking to use the LOZ theme song for introducing somebody named . . .

Orbuntasti. Of course,

Orbunitasti didn't own LOZ, so Bowser unfroze and hit him with his . . .

giant, spiky, red...

. . . play-doh lid! Which he proceeded to mold into a . . .

Miniature flying Mario, which then came to life and...

...started spewing soy milk and honey all over Peach...

who got so angry that she decided bowser wasn't invited to...

. . . her 10-Year High School Reunion. Which was going to be held this coming . . .

Saturday after the big game of

Scrabble, with David Bowie and...

Michael Buble, who was wearing...

...a tiara which shone with the power of...

...the emo! So...

...he opened the cheat code box and entered "MoveMichaelBuble On" which teleported him to...

a strange land that was filled with a lot of baby toads, who were...

...pissing Michael Buble off, so he...

Tried to find the toad king so he could be sent back to...

Sweet Home Alabama. Thats when David Bowie...

. . . burst in with Jackie Chan and . . .

screamed "I LOST THE GAME!!!". Thats when Michael Buble...

snapped, and decided once and for all that...

...we all must become one with Mother Russia!!!...

...meaning that Adolf Hitler would come back to life for the third time to...

Fly around in a magic spaceship sprinkling rose petals, and unicorn happiness. But before mean ol' farmer Hitler could return...

Indiana Jones drove into the scene in a pink limo humming the LOZ theme song as he got out, grabbing what he thought was his whip out of the trunk, but instead he pulled out a...

...his "Lightning McQueen" lunchbox who had teamed up with Hitler, who was currently eighty-third on...

the list of the most...

...notorius hippies in Vatican City. The pope...

didn't like hippies, so he...

...unleased his bankai, with the intention of riding the world of hippies! But before he could attack...

any hippies, a ninja hiding under the name MarioRudd came and...

did a crap in..

...the popes hat. The pope got very angry, so he transformed into...

. . . a pink Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger . . .

...with glow-in-the-dark shoes! This made David Bowie...

. . . get into his Batmobile and . . .

start driving away as quickly as he could while yelling nonsense at the top of his lungs. Of course,...

...Demyx heard David Bowie, and started chasing after the Batmobile screaming "You are the only one!"...

. . . and Bowie screamed back "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!", which made Demyx . . .

...grab a pigeon, and throw it at the Batmobile screaming "FLY MY PRETTY, FLY!!!" The pope stated getting annoyied so he...

. . . said "LET THERE BE SIMS!" and out came from his great Popey Hat of Popeyness . . .

...came the great god Plum-Bob, creator of all things Will Wright!...

Now, this was an unauthorised breach of copyright, so Will Wright and The Sims Bustin' Out team...

decided that Mario could be their lawyer when they sued. Mario...

decided to help EA acquire the right to Nintendo with his new Game & Watch,

...and anti-Pope memorabilia, showcasing the...

change of multi-tasking live Peach dolls through the ages

and changed what everyone thought to be