Meat ;D

-No googling necessary;I'm very proud-

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

hahaha... good site that huh... he was a window cleaner, and he was sick of his job, so he opened the window and jumped through...

No Legs I Have to Dance, No Lungs I Have to Breathe, No Life I Have to Live or Die, and yet I do all 3. What am I???

Fire. :D

Water *wishes WWW hadn't nicked idea*

hehe... yep WWW your turn now... ;p

Corrie *looks at signature* How do you tolerate stupid qusetions?

oh man... rhetorical question... think about... what did you just ask???
a stupid question...

I asked... how do you tolerate stupid questions? Btw, I love your avatar., so funny.

thanks...

I wish I could spin then eat, spint then eat, spin then eat... (goes on forever).

hehe, you'd get fatter and fatter, then you'd getter dizzier and dizzier... hehe

... And sicker and sicker *curses motion sickness*

hehehe... :/ i always hated it... lol

I HATE MOTION SICKNESS *Curses again*

L love! *high five*

Zombie Socks, I mean WWW is here!!! *Curses WWW for nitpicking at everything*

L love *high fives back*

*Listens to high fives* Ugh... sudden silence.

*gives lewjen a wedgie in retaliation*

WWw - what the hell was that for... o.O *remembers* Jese that hurt... you must be carefull in the future *Hides in corner*

*evil laughter*

What goes up and down at the same time yet you alway get where you're going?

*finds courage* Take this WWW *Hits over the head with baseball bat*

Answer (Hopefuly) - a ball

What Did I Say About Hitting Invalids?! *Falcon Punch*

Nope!

*Puts finger in ear and continues hitting and then rubs sore body part after falcon punch*

The Sun!