you will meet a lovely person called Nina :P

If I move to Serbia...

You'd be really cold, wait that's Siberia never heard of Serbia, you'd live in a place I never heard of.

If I were a redhead.

you would have red hair :P

If I were blind...

You would be sad.

If I were an atrociously evil warlock in the sims 2.

You will call corrie eyefairy!

If I were nosefairy..

you would smell like a nose.

if i were a circle...

I will use you for witchcraft!

If I had panties on my head...

You'd be a drunk!

If I were a tiger...

That would not be surprise.

If I were a vampire...

You'd be a vampire!
If Whoompy (My Avatar) got on a maniacal rage and killed thousands.

He would be arrested.

If I were Oprah's vajay jay.

You would be big, empy and dry..... Wow... did i cross a line? Hmmmmm...

If I where realy a movie star....

Then your movie company would suck (JK)
If i were a Morman

Then you'd be almost entirely wrong to the eyes of a true Christian


If I were a Sim..

I will have a perfect barbie skin

If you were Paris Hilton...

then Id be hipped up on crack

if snake my avatar started to kill everyone in town

There will be no living people any more.

If I were a toilet...

I won't do number 2 on you
If MTS closes...

I will be pissed
if a dead guy floats by

I'll start to scream.

If you were a flying pig...

Then I'd prove the saying wrong


If I was a Meat pie...

I would pull out my gun and we could have us some bacon!!!!!!!!!!

If i had green skin.....

PS: Yeah, I got here late... somone else already took the pig thing... damn....

you will be cousin of HULK...

If I got one hundred girlfriends?

Each one would give you AIDS (Sorry I couldn't resist. )

If I were a bird...

I'll kill you with my shotgun and rewrite "To Kill a Mockingbird", telling my story of killing a mockingbird...

If I were... Amy Lee's husband!