and peach got annoyed at the americanisms so came to Australia, where she...

met mario and married him, but then she cheated on him with luigi, and mario found out and....

got so angry he started randomly jumping all over the place and killing goombas and koopa-troopas. Eventually...

He got so exhausted so he took a break to go to a bonus level and eat a bunch of coins, and to his suprise (and relief) while in the bonus level he came across a....

giant luigi-shaped punchign bag, which he used to get rid of his anger. He decided to calmly talk it over with peach. He visited her...

evil twin sister's boyfriend's cousin's step-brother's father's sister's son's grandfather' cousins' mum's grand daughter for advice on how to...

...fix his toilet, which had gone dodgy after he'd started hitting it with a table lamp and...

soon realized he was a plumber. And so he laughed and...

started to fix the toilet, before...

mama Luigi sprang out of the toilet before his eyes and caused him to...

Arrest Link, who was nude.

and then Mario threw a custard pie at the wall, and

said, "I'm Amercian, and I don't say mum"

then Luiji fell off a skyscraper, but thankfully landed on a mushroom...

and begged for mercy from PUSS IN BOOTS!
This event began another event...

Which lead to much confusion from Yoshi, because...

Yoshi wasn't even Yoshi! He was BIRDO! :O This then made Boss Nass..

Turn Birdo back into yoshi, but just as Birdo turned back into yoshi, she spat out an egg which...

hatched and died at the sight of Birdo. Birdo...

died forever never to be heard of again, and Mario found a racoon tail which made him...

unattractive to Peach, so now Peach wants to date...

Marth. Marth was a

great swordsman of admiral skill, but failed when it came to looking like a guy. So, Peach...

decided to date his brother Ike instead. This lead to....

An unwanted pregnancy of 10 new babies, all of which were called...