Luke, we're on like... page 23 and still not on topic! Give your daddy a hug!

Luke, I thought we were still on topic. I must've been wrong. By the way, you want an icepack for that burn?

Luke, I'm awful at Mario Kart Wii.

Luke, how many times do we have to kill you?

Luke, you won't die, just like Mario.
One stab is a flesh wound, two stabs you're dead.

Luke, do you believe in magic?

Luke, who's your father again?

luke i forgot my line

Luke, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! Tell me about your mother!!!

luke i just made fried dead hobo want any

Luke, tell Adrian that Fried Dead Hobo sounds poisonous.

luke,tell,ally,it,is

Luke, I want you to eat Fried Dead Hobo

luke,it,tastes,so,good,but,poisoned

Luke, Adrian is just kidding about the Fried Dead Hobo being poisonous. *evil grin*

luke im tottaly jokeing *is drunk*

Luke, ya should probably stop *hiccup* drinking...

Luke, your face is *throws up*

Luke, is...that...throw...*BARF*

*yells at Ri for upchucking*
*tells Ri to clean it up*
*hopes Kopple doesn't see the mess*

*laughs at image of a tiger using a mop*

*laughs hard at the image Ri gave me*

Luke, I like kinky things, like eating cake off of a lady's ass.

Fat Woman: Do you like cake?
Peter: Yes
Fat Woman: Do you like my ass?
Peter: Yes
Fat Woman: Do you wanna eat cake off my ass?
Peter: What kind of cake?
Fat Woman: Carrot cake
Peter: *pulls out fork* Well rusty, looks we gotta dig our way outta this

hehehehehe
luke i like family guy and they will make fun of this movie in the future

Luke, I can see the future. You will die right about n-o-*slices head off* yup right on time.