I don't know how long a inch is, but I guess 3 inches are small, so I would stomp you
If I were kirby (you know, that fluffy and lovely pink nintendo character)

then you could float (Relativiely speaking of course

If i hosted a nascar type theatrical hybrid event?

I would join

If I was related to Zelda (if she was real of course)?

you'd be a maniacal tyrant with despotic powers

if i were a maniacal tyrant with despotic powers?

You'd try to take over the world.

If my cat randomly started eating sims 2 content from my downloads folder...

then you'd have to clean out your poop folder in a day lolz

if my cat started a virus in my documents?

Then you'll have a C-Virus

If I fell out of the White Houses top floor?

you'd wake up with a bruise on your lower thigh, and a few cuts and scrapes frome landing on that shard of glass you broke through.

If i lived in a backpack?

People would take them with you on hiking trips.

If I was suffering from narcolepsy? (randomly falling asleep)

then you would'nt be able to read this post untill the end of excrutiantinly deep, enduring, enlongated, out-streched, and long sentence.


če sem lahko preštel do tri?

I have no clue.

If I was ...

i would ripp of that daring smile and i'd replace it with your intestine skin mwahahaha!!

Do you know what the skin on sausages are? (Take a guess if you don't know)

Uhhh the intestines of the animal?

If i was a screaming sim on the verge of stareving?

Yure right, and youwould die.

If i used human fat for soap?

Then you would stink of fat...

if i was a baby panda?(My fav animal is pandas )

If you were to sneeze youd freak youre mother out.

If i was a turtle?

You'd be caught by a villager to be used in turtle soup

If i was in Resident Evil Outbreak?(its a game)

i'd play the game yipperz

If you met my uncle (I've only seen him thrice but he's my favorite uncle!!!

I'd say oh i know your nephew then walk off XD

If a plane crashed thourgh your house?

Then i'd be dead like my grandpa is now aww....

If my cat would stop biting my toes.

Then it would eat the walls

If they made a space colony?

I would join it.

If you got the swine flu?

I'd hope it would mutate inside of me then spread, leaveing me alive but starting a pandemic

If Paris Hilton showed up at your door?

I would scream and kill her with a butcher knife, hiding the body in a barrel and dumping it in the arctic ocean.

If the space colony exploded...

We'd be forced to eat the young and sick, and cuase a deathly plauge by the name *Whoomppus Imperius*

If i did'nt play as my uncle on the sims?

I have no clue.

If I were ...

I'd shave that stubble off of you by force

If a zombie was to bit you?

I'd pass out and die.
If I was a printer...

You'd print...?
If I were a video game character...




(Hahhahahahah I'm joining- but i am a female! SHhhhh! You don't know that though! )

I'd malfunction.
If I was a straw...

LEAVE NOW!

I'm pretty sure you're serious I'll leave...after this one :P

I'd throw you away.
If I were to leave....

It would be wonderful.
If I was a toaster...

You'd be full of black crumbs

If i was a sword?

You'd be OwNED!!

If I were a Boy? (I am )

TAKE OFF YOUR BLOUSE AND YOUR UNDERPANTS!!!

We'd be the same gender?

If i was'nt austrian?

Then you'd be Australian

If i wasnt gay?

You'd be straight.


If I wasn't blonde...

You'll be ugly.

If Lew were cheese baby...

I would be made of cheese :p


If Angela had no compuetr... (kinds random )

She will scream: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

If Lew had no head...

I would have no head...

If Angela had no hair...

She'd run in circles screaming bloody murder

If Lew had no brain cells?

I'd be dea- *dies*
If talyorguy was a real person... ( )

I'd kill you for saying that (and i am :P)

If i was to kill and >.> have my way with Lew?

Um...


*Quickley changes subject* If I could kill people and get away with ip...

Everyone would die.

If i was a guy...(i would be allowed in theis group )

you'd have a penis


If I was a girl (dreads answer)

*doesn't want to answer*
You'd have more moodswings

If i was an elephant

You'd be extremely hheavy

If I kissed a tree...

you'd be arborsexual. :P

if i was a horse.......

Then you'd be a riding horse

If i was a blue flower?

No bees would pollinate.

If I was Internet Explorer? (I'd suck)

You would burst into flames ever three.five seconds

If i was a brand new sports car?

Lots and lots of people would 'ride' you

If I was Eggman?

You'd be made into a omelt :P

If i was a drawing?

You would look like your avi...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If I were a tree...

You'd be the home of a family of chipmunks

If i was a chipmunk?

You'd like nuts (no pun intended)

If I was Sean Kingston?

You'd be... silly - er


If I were a cheese...

You'd be swiss cause your full of holes

If i was smexy?

You'd... moving on


If I were not on the computer right now/

You'd be running in circles screaming

If i was Lew's new avatar?

you would be some kind of awesome.

If I was a stool?

You'd be used to fold clothes on

If i was a bar of gold?

you'd be sparkly!!

If I were a boy

you'd be gross

If I was a golf ball (???random???)

you'd be glow in the dark yellow

If I were a twilight vampire

You'd be hundous and I'd stay away from you


If I were from America...

You'd be the president(random I know)...You better not or America's doomed

If I were Stig for Top Gear

...You'd probably not make a very good one

If I were the sig...?

you'd be lame :P

If I went out with Lew

ewww... I'd... moving on



If I were not on the computer right now

I wouldnt kill you :P


If I were dating Lew



*trying to piss off Lew*

you'd fart egg and olive sandwiches LMFAO!!!!! That would be funny hahahahahaha!!!!!!

If I were Jeremy Clarkson!!!

You'd be fat


If I were Richard Hammond...

You would be short

If I was James Ma-*falls asleep*

You'd be sloooow (like my friend )



If I were part of the top gear production team??

I would like you more

If i was the Stig....

Then top gear would probably be a fail


If I were the stig??

Top Gear would not exist

If I constantly failed

You'd be a fail



If I were a fail

you'd be what you are now

If I were a really hot gay guy

I would... RUN AWAY!!! (No offense to gay people)


If I were gay...

Nothing would be different


If i was invisible

Again, nothing would be different


If I was *visible*...

Every1 would scream when they c u :D

If I was sane. (I'm insane BTW)

the world would end

If I glomped Lew

There would be no possiblity of being able to continue my life


If I glomped myself...

you'd be verrrry weird

If Angela glomped Lew

I'd be happy


If...

then...

If Lew and Angela got married then I killed Angela...

If I were hot...

then I'd kiss you

If I kissed Lew

I'd kill you for killing Angela then kissing Lew

If i killed Evil?

you would fail and I would kill you

If I was a boy

you'd be gross

If I was blonde

You'd be blonde


If I were a car...

you'd be from the 1819 (first invented car)

ok...


If I were a pizza...

You'd be EATEN!

If I were English....