2?

1. I won a maths olympics.
2. I never paint all of my nails the same color.
3. I hate pistachio ice cream.

2?

1) Math is my favorite subject
2) My favorite season is autumn
3) I'm wearing yellow

Nope, #3. Pistachio is actually my favourite ice cream flavour

3?

1. I'm going to Slovenia tomorrow.
2. I hate classical music.
3. I know four languages.

@daniandan: Yeah, my answer was 1.

1?

1. My last name is a German name
2. I don't like eating at McDonald's
3. I'm not sure if I like playing TS2 or TS3 better

@Vampire_aninyosaloh; Yeah, my answer is 2

@Mordecai and Rigby; Your answer is 3.

1. I worked today.
2. I am having pizza for dinner.
3. I have patted an alpacka

@Dan, yeah, Xbox and new sim city (which is really good now),has been destracting me
1?
1) I'm going on Xbox
2) Dan follows Me on twitter
3) Ive ntbeen on Wikipedia today once!

^ Nup, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 3.

1. I have held a Koala
2. I bought SimCity yesterday
3. I haven't installed SimCity because of my crappy internet connection, and because Origin needed to be updated.

@destinychaser it was 3 go AMERICA!!!!
@daniandan 1?
1. The gym was displaying March Madness (basketball tournament for college for you people who don't know what march madness is) and asked "Why are we watching football(american kind)?"
2. My dad is going to florida but I can't go, cause I have stupid SCHOOL
3. I don't go to a school full where smart people get to act like idiots all the time

^ Yep, my answer was 1.

Your answer is 3.

1. I was just watching TV
2. I support the Perth Wildcats
3. I have read fanfiction today.

Yep!
2? (I believe you live on the east coast of Australia, so)
1) I'm using this on the school iPads cause my teachers awesome
2) I am so desperate to go out at the weekend
3) Modthesims is the only forum I use

^ Yeah, 1 is correct. I support the Melbourne Tigers.

Your answer is 1.

1. I am watching satellite TV atm
2. I went out drinking tonight.
3. I am watching the AFL on TV

Nope 3
3?

1) Im using my laptop now!
2) I love 1000 island sauce
3) You could say im obsessed with desert islands

^ Nup, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 2.

1. I support the Detroit Red Wings
2. I support the Anaheim Ducks
3. I support the Denver Broncos

Yeah, I've never had it
EDIT: Actually I have but not in like forever.
2?
1) I'm on the Wii
2) I'm in lazing on the sofa
3) I'm super hungry.
4) I've got loads of revision.

3?

1 I'm on my kindle
2 I'm not getting my new glasses till Wednesday
3spring break just started

Nope 2
3?

1) Ive got my xbox on
2) Ive got my shitdows 8 on
3) I got my nexus 7 tablet on

@squaretable; Yeah, my answer was 2

@squaretable; Your answer is 2. Lol Shitdows 8

1. I went fishing today
2. I didn't catch anything today
3. I caught a fish today

Nope, 3.
2?
1) Im Drinking a vile concoction of mine consisting of orange juice, water, salt and sugar
2) I have already drunk 1.5Litres of it.
3) If you want I can send the method
4) It was in a glass pitcher
(yeah 4 again, soz)

^ Yeah, my answer was 2. It was too windy to catch anything.

Your answer is 2.

1. I bought a 5 Litre draught keg of Jim Beam yesterday
2. I drank half of said draught keg yesterday
3. I woke up with a headache this morning

Nope, 4, but I only drank like one more mouthful before giving up. (I was trying to formulate an energy drink, didn't work)
2?

1) I had a 5-hour long SimCity fest today
2) I played some Xbox briefly, after verifying my login
3) I'm playing sonic and sega allstar racing

^ Yeah, it was more like 4 schooners of it

Your answer is 3

1. I just woke up
2. My iPhone broke and now I am using this:
3. The Nokia phone battery lasts longer than my old iPhone did

^ Nope, my answer was 2
2?

1. I live in California
2. I think applesauce tastes good
3. I used to have a rare SpongeBob digital watch with Mr. Krabs on it

@daniandan, No it was #1 from forever ago

#3?

1. I'm texting my friend
2. I'm doing it on my iPhone
3. I don't like seafood

@Mordecai and Rigby; Nup, my answer was 1.

@SweetCat4444; Your answer is 2.

1. I am bored
2. I am watching TV
3. I am on Mod The Sims

@Mordecai and Rigby and @daniandan: Yeah, it was #2, I love classical music and I actually went to Slovenia and Croatia and came home some minutes ago

2 Dan?
And no 2, I fixed the login but quit out without playing coz nobody was online

1) I came home from school
2) my Easter holidays are coming soon!:D
3) I got a detention for being sarcastic to my head of year

Squaretable 1?

I've had nitric acid spilt on my hands before
I hate Easter eggs
I'm sitting on a swivel chair.

@squaretable; Nup, my answer was 1.

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Your answer is 1.

1. I have already eaten my Easter eggs.
2. I hate white chocolate
3. I haven't eaten my Easter eggs yet.

^ No, it was 1. I do, however, live close to California--5 hours away from L.A., baby!

1?

1. The song I'm listening right now is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
2. I can sing all the lyrics to that song
3. It is currently 9:29 PM where I live

^ Yeah it was 1. I've only eaten half of them.

Your answer is 3.

1. It is currently 6PM where I live.
2. I took a Star Trek TNG personality quiz and I got Riker.
3. I took a Star Trek Captains personality quiz and I got Janeway.

@unicorn oops they were all true...
1? Cause I an British and I know Australia only goes 10 hours ahead of us. (So there:P)

1) I have the day off school!
2) I went to the toilet twice in 20 minutes
3) I have a really runny nose

^ Yup, it was 3 It was actually 8:29

2? Yikes...

1. I got sick of trying to get to sleep, so then I drank Sprite and got on the Internet and now I feel better (somewhat)
2. I have a cousin named Oliver
3. I'm bored out of my mind

Nope1!

2?

1) I have to go to school
2) I just took nurofen
3) I have already used 15 Tossues since waking up (I woke up at 6, it's now 7:30)

@squaretable; Yeah, my answer was 1

@Mordecai and Rigby; Your answer is 2.

1. I lost my debit card today.
2. I lost my debit card yesterday
3. I am a hopeless painter

1? Dan?

Nup, It was yesterday.

1. I am watching The Simpsons
2. I am watching Futurama
3. I am watching Family Guy

Daniandan - not it was 2. We were making fertiliser in Chem and it got poured on my hands. They just went a bit red and swollen.
I think yours is 3

I was in a meeting today
I was at school today
I was at work today

2?

1) I have to go to school
2) I just took nurofen
3) I have already used 15 Tossues between 6 and 7:30)

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Yeah, my answer was 3.

@squaretable; Your answer is 3.

1. I just woke up.
2. I was watching Operation Repo last night on my laptop.
3. I have found my debit card

Yeh, I only use 7

3?

1) I am currently on a sofa withw my phone, iPod, Nexus ad Headphones
2) I went to the toilet twice again this morning...
3) my brothers sitting next to me

^ Yeah, my answer was 3. Thank god. It was right next to my TV. I don't know how I missed it sitting there.

Your answer is 3.

1. I sculled a glass of Jim Beam
2. I bought a DVD player today.
3. I found my Star Trek watch

@squaretable - no it was 3
Danianandan - 1?

A map fell on me today
I watched an hour of Bridesmaids in a lesson
I had a chemistry test that I haven't revised for.

^ Yeah, 1 is correct. I didn't scull it.

Your answer is 1.

1. I am staying at my Grandparents house.
2. I am on a better internet connection at the moment.
3. It is sunny where I am.

1?

1) I'm listening to music now
2) I'm currently working on new clothing mesh for TS2
3) I'm eating lunch right now

Nope, 2 I'm recovering!

3?

1) I have never watched Matilda (the movie), but I've read the book.
2)Im watching Matilda in the west end with my youth club on Thursday
3) We watched the woman in black in science!

@destinychaser; Nup, my answer was 3. It's pouring rain here, It's not sunny at all.

@square table; Your answer is 2.

1. I like Whiskey
2. I like Bundaberg Rum
3. I like Scotch

Good for you, it's raining! (I'd like some rain, I only to wash away this horrible snow, but then I want temperatures of 16 Celcius, and sunshine)

Nope 1, I've watched it once

1] I was on Xbox 4 hours yesterday
2] I had a full day at school, but it was the end of term! >:[
3] I was on SimCity 1 hour

^ Your answer is 1.

1. I played SimCity today
2. I installed SimCity on my laptop today.
3. Tomorrow is Saturday, where I live

@daniandan - yes it was 1. I'm not that unlucky.

I'm guessing 1 since you live in Australia.

I almost ate an entire Easter egg today
I finished an assessment today
I'm listening to Joy by Ellie Goulding

@squaretable yeah, it was 3
@TheCantankerousUnicorn 2? (I hope its not 3, I love Ellie Goulding!)

1) I haven't played the TS3 for over a month
2) It's almost 11 at night where I am
3) I don't have a Twitter account

Destinychaser -yes 'twas 2
I'm guessing 2?

I have green curtains
I have black wallpaper
I have a green lamp

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Nup, my answer was 3. It is Friday not Saturday where I live.

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Your answer is 2.

1. I am on my iPad
2. I am on my HP Laptop
3. I am waiting for my new Samsung Galaxy Y to charge.

@daniandan no it was 3. The lamp is black too.
It think yours is 3

I've never watched Geordie Shore
Although I live half an hour away from it I've never been to Newcastle
I've gone to 4 schools in my life

^ Nup, it's 1. The lady at the post office, where I bought my phone from, said to let it charge for 24 hours before using it, and it's only been 12 hours now.

Your answer is 1.

1. I have visitors over at the moment
2. Those visitors drive me nuts
3. Those visitors are alright

No it was 2. I go there all the time
I think yours is 3. (If I'm right, I feel your pain)

I have a crazy Scottish friend
I have a crazy Manchurian friend
I have a relatively sane English friend

^ Nup, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 3.

1. I am hungry
2. I am not hungry
3. I found my wi-fi code

Yes, it was. I only accept crazy people to be my friends.
2?

I'm originally from New Zealand
I've been locked out my house before
I'm hungry

^ Yep, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 1.

1. I was born in Australia
2. I just watched mythbusters on TV
3. I work at a wool press

Correct, I'm guessing yours is 2

Apparently I Have a posh Geordie accent (didn't think there could be such a thing)
I have a dog
It's my first day of the Easter holidays

^ Yeah, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 2.

1. I ate fish today.
2. I am going to Corryong tomorrow
3. I am hungry, but I can't be bothered to make anything

Yes 'twas 2
I think yours is 1

I have a twitter account
I have a globe in my room
I have never been to the US

^ Nup, it was 2. Your not supposed to eat meat on Easter Friday, so we had fish instead.

Your answer is 1.

1. I have a Twitter account
2. I have multiple Facebook accounts, which I forgot the password to most of them.
3. I believe in religion

Sorry only one of them was true 1 and 3 were lies. Bit dopey this morning.
I thinly yours is 3

I have a dictionary in my room
I have a map in my room
I'm eating

^ Yup, my answer was 3.

Your answer is 2.

1. I just finished watching Four Weddings Australian on Foxtel.
2. I am happy that Easter is soon.
3. I am unhappy that Easter is soon.

No it was 3
I'm thinking 3

I've watched cloud atlas
I've read cloud atlas
I liked cloud atlas

^ Yup, my answer was 3

Your answer is 3.

1. I am watching The Simpsons on Foxtel
2. I am on my laptop posting on Mod The Sims
3. I am watching the V music channel on Foxtel.

@Dan nope 2

3?


1) I'm watching Cartoon Network
2) I'm so hungry that my brother can hear my stomach rumbling
3) I'm posting with my laptop

^ Nup, my answer was 1.

Your answer is 1.

1. I am on my laptop
2. I am on my iPad
3. I am on my phone

Nope it was 3, I was using my Nexus 7 tablet.

2?

1) I had fast food once yesterday
2) Im watching Saturday kitchen live
3) I'm using my iPod

^ Yup, my answer was 2. My iPad isn't charged.

Your answer is 2.

1. I am watching the AFL on TV
2. I put music on my new phone today.
3. I found a $5 note in my pocket

Nope 1, I had it TWICE (If subway counts as fast food as well as McDonalds...

1?

1) I was on the computer almost hours straight yesterday
2) I went to the theatre on thursday
3) I have an iPad

Daniandan - no it was 1. (Technically you could say 3 was wrong because I loved it)
Squretable - 2?

I have an iPad
I have an iPod
I have an iPhone

Nope 3, went with youth club!

3?

1) I played The Sims 3 (apart from modding) for the first time since 7th March Today!
2) I like having QWERTY keyboards
3) I wouldn't like a phone with just touchscreen

@squaretable; Nup, my answer was 3. I found a $10 note in my pocket.

^ Your answer is 2.

1. I am eating my Easter eggs
2. I am not eating my Easter eggs
3. I just woke up

Squaretable - yes, I have no iPhone
2?

I have just been to a friends house
I have a map of New York in my room
I have a map of California in my room

^ Yup, my answer was 2.

Your answer is 2.

1. I have just been to a community market
2. I am watching the 2008 AFL Grand Final on Footy Flashbacks.
3. I am hungry

^ Yeah, it was 2 alright I think that one was a bit obvious :P

2?

1. I'm watching my brother play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare
2. I'm listening to Light My Fire by The Doors
3. In my Sims 2 game, Brandi Broke is engaged

^ Nup, it was 3.

Your answer is 3.

1. I have played Sims 3 today'
2. I have eaten a Freddo Frog today
3. I just ate a sandwitch

Yes it was 2
1?

I'm still in bed
I'm not in bed
I'm hungry

^ Nup, It was 2. I only had Easter eggs, and I still have a lot to go through.

Your answer is 2.

1. I am not in bed
2. I am in bed
3. I don't have any food allergies that I know of

^ Yep, it was 3.

2?

1. My middle name is Lane
2. I did a Skype two days ago with some relatives
3. My favorite number is 11

Yep it was #2
3??

1. relatives are over!!
2. completely ignoring them on the computer
3. I got no Easter basket

^ No, it was 1. My middle name's really Anne :P

Umm...1?

1. I just cleaned hair out of a dishwasher *facepalm*
2. This morning I had breakfast at a place called U.S. Egg
3. I'm playing Mario Kart Wii

@Mordecai and Rigby; Nup, my answer was 1

@Mordecai and Rigby; Your answer is 1.

1. I am hungry
2. I am not hungry
3. I am drunk

@dan no, shit all of them are right!
2?

1) the clocks changed and my sleep cycle is completely mucked up
2) I really like to watch football on TV (Soccer, I'm British)
3) I'm on the toilet

^ OMG that's true. I'm not hungry.

Your answer is 3.

1. I am sitting on my bed with my laptop
2. I got 7 on my AFL tippings this week
3. I got 3 on my AFL tippings this week

Yes, it was 2
I have no idea what an AFL tipping is (is AFL American football league?) so I'm going to guess 3

I've been to Sacramento
I've been to LA
I've been to San Francisco

@dan, may I ask, how were you on MTS if you were drunk?
And I think the a means Aussie?
And nope, I'm not a football person (I hate most team sports) however its the only sport I've seen at a stadium (olympics, Mexico vs. Senegal at Wembley Aug 4 2012) (footballs' home!
1?

1) I went to legoland today
2) I'm in bed and I've hit my eye with my bed sheet and it hurts
3) I'm doing really well at McDonald's Monopoly, I've almost won several prizes!

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Nup, mine was 2. Plus, AFL is Australian Football League.

@squaretable; Your answer is 3. If it is 3, I was the same. I almost won several prizes too, but the competition ended and I had heaps of doubles of properties.

1. I have a McDonalds Monopoly token to win a free Sweet Chili Wrap.
2. Said McDonalds Monopoly token, has to be used by the 12th of this month.
3. I am not bored

Nope it twas 1, I'm going tomorrow
3?

1) I have 2 out of 3 properties for 4 areas, plus two train stations and a blue one (monopoly)

2) our promotion hasn't finished yet

3) I have two food items to be bought by mid-may

^ Yup, my answer was 3.

Your answer is 3.

1. I have 5 mayfair properties for the McDonalds Monopoly.
2. I only needed one more Green property
3. I didn't have a light blue property

Awrr dan!
3?
And why is it always me? They're all fucking true!

1) I've just woken up
2) I am going to a theme park (amusement) Tommorow!
3) I went to Mallorca (Majorca) last year (2012)

Square table - no it was 2
2?

I'm watching Miranda
I have a poster of birds in my room
I have a one direction poster

@squaretable; Yup my answer was 3

@TheCantankerousUnicorn; Your answer is 3.

1. I have a Workways appointment at 2PM today.
2. I almost finished the new Gears of War game in a couple of hours last night.
3. I paid $120 for my kinect

Yes it was today!
2?

I had two platefuls of pizza for lunch
I have put on weight from it though
I was hungry 3 hours later...

^ Nup, my answer was 3. I paid $90 for my Kinect, not $120.

Your answer is 3.

1. I am tired
2. My laptop battery is almost dead.
3. I believe that Whiskey is nice, but Bourbon is better

@M and R nope #3

the lie is 2

1. typing a paper now
2. I played the best April fools day prank ever yesterday
3. I am officially alcohol drinking age

^ Nup, My answer is 1.

Your answer is 1.

1. I am 18
2. I am 19
3. I am awesome

^ No, it was 3.

1? LOL

1. I have a Pink Floyd poster in my room
2. I have a Rolling Stones poster in my room
3. I have an AC/DC poster in my room

@Dan, I think it was 2, but there might've been some minimal weight gain (nothing noticeable)
2?

1) I was born in Essex
2) I am 14
3) I support Fulham Football Club