marilu, because peach still liked both mario and luigi. Ike was unhappy when he found out the reason for their names, so...

Peach started flying through the air with the greatest of ease until she landed on the back of a whale where she jumped on the water coming out of his blowhole, which took her to....

HYRULE! (i had to)
Here, she met Princess Zelda who....

This is not really nice... :\

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decided that peach should be sent back to the mushroom kingdom immediately. She sent peach back via a flying yoshi-shaped car,

only for her to be attacked by Giant Flying Goombas! To get rid of them she...

whacked them with her umbrella, then continued on her journey back to the mushroom kingdom. Eventually she landed at...

cried for Mario and Luigi's help but instead...
edit: too slow xD




Destiny Islands to find Sora...

Sniffing paupu leaves...

and mourning for his recently deceased pet slug, Fluffy. When he noticed Peach's presence he...

Threw a funeral for Fluffy. He knew that slugs didn't like salt water, but...

encouraged him to go into the salt water anyways. This was a sad day. Peach..

got so depressed she couldn't stand it anymore, so a magical fairy guardian arrived to move her somewhere else. Unfortuneately, she got moved to bowser's castle, where...

Bowser raped her and ate her children. *coughs* *remembers the child of Bowser and Peach*
But to Peach's surprise....

one child was stuck and wouldn't come out so Bowser had to put his hands...

On Mario's head, he patted him on the head like a dog, which made Mario....

curse like a sailor. When Mario did this...

Bowser said, "Your'e mean!" and started crying and ran off. Then toadstool said, ".....

"hey! stop it! just feed me! i havn't had my breakfast yet!" Peach replied...

"WTF is going on here!!!???" and stomps her foot and grunts. Bowser then...

got angry for no apparent reason and started trying to jump on peach. Peach responded by...

Running to Mario flaling her arms like Olive Oyl, and said, "save me Mario, OyOyOyOy" just like Olive Oyl. Suddenly Mario and Bowser (for creative purposes, we shall call them Popeye and Bluto) got in a scruffle, this caused Peach to exclaim! ".....

"Like Seriously guy's, like stop it! You might like mess up like my hair!" Mario and Bowser...

said, "We shouldn't let her tell us what to do", then Mario and Browser decided when they got in the scruffle with each other that they were gay for each other. So they had a gay wedding and all the mushroom kingdom was invited. This caused George W. Bush to....

get so angry he banned all nintendo characters from ever entering america. Then, Barack Obama said to George W. Bush "You can't do that anymore, however I will still ban them" so all the nintendo characters were now banned from America forever. They all...