Luke, I am now going to call you Steven.

Steven, how are you feeling?

Steven, are you alright?
Steven, answer Coco's question.

Steven, we have changed your identity, we have recieved intelligience that at 7:59 PM you were knocked out and your credit card was swapped. Your new pin is: 8008 (on a calculater it looks like BOOB)

Luke: My name isn't Steven

Coco: Now it is

Steven: Otay

Steven, you are now and forever will be called LUKE!!

Steven, TJ is confused... you are always Steven...

Luke, Steven isn't your name :P

Luke, LUKE is your name

Luke, you should believe us!

Luke, you must believe us!! The fate of the world depends on it!!

Luke, the world is screwed then! XD

Luke,.......you must go

Luke, we're pretty close to our goal!

Luke, it is true :D

Luke, I LOVE YOU!!

Luke, I know right. She is f*cked up in the head -_-

Luke, I DON'T love you a swear! I was talking to someone else.....that doesn't know it.

Luke, ok I love eggs

Luke, Debbie likes eggs.

Luke, Debbie is a bitch and we shall not ever talk about her again, do you understand me sir?? DO YOU!!!???

Luke, I don't think you do.

Luke, you are my HOME SKILLET BISCUIT!!! YAY!!

*does the dance to the song by Usher called Yeah!*

Luke, I wish this was the 1,000th post. I'm tired of talking to you!

Luke, 958 :D