Awesome....

My Eyes!! They Burn!!

Ash soon died within seconds and Brock came in through his window mourning for Ash because he...

Is secretly his wife whom he had given birth to...

Sparta!

A week earlier they were in court having a custody battle with Sparta to...

decide whether punching someone in the face was actually 'diplomatic actions.'

The judge decided that Ash...

was a very good boyfriend and thought that Ash needed a makeover XD...

so he died his hair...

then told Ally that died in the sense of changing color is dyed which made

Ally so confused...
(literally)

EG:

Sally died

Sally DYED her hair :P

that a man kidnapped her and...

*is even MORE confused* XD

He means
Sally died - she's dead.
Sally dyed her hair - she changed the colour of it

Who's sally though? XD

-_-, eg means EXAMPLE. Sally was a example figure, I made up to prove my point

back to story:

held her hostage for seven long years.

This caused her to shave herself where...

most boys would never dream of...

putting a gun.

(eew gross raps! ) Once she shaved the "No gun" area she started...

singing in the rain then...

something very strange happened...

Mario joined her...

and shouted, "LUKE!! I LOVE YOU!!"

Luke then came and....

decided to use the force all over underage teen male who is on mts, which is...

illegal for Tatooine residents. So then....

China annouced that it will be releasing the SIMS 17 after....

its 100th birthday which made.....

TJ upset due to the fact that.....

his computer exploded and caused him to...

forgot about mts and sims 2.

Marth then ran to TJ begging that he remember Mts and sims 2's epicness. But instead of TJ remembering...

he forgot the world even existed....

and died.

Marth was so surprised that he forgot Ally was a hostage and so Ally...


(you're mean Ri! )

bite off his hand...

which luckily grew back.

Which made Ri jealous because...

Ri loved human flesh, just like his son Ri-Ri, whom...

*growls at TJ*

doesn't exist since, Midna...

Decided to...

eat steak, which...

wasn't actually steak it was Ri- Ri! This event made....

me kill Midna...

because RI loved little Ri-RI so much he...

killed Midna which made Link have a difficulty saving Hyrule! This made Ally...

feel very fickleberred

and horrified! Who else can attempt to save Hyrule?

Why, none other than, Captain Planet!! Using his massive ability to save the earth, he...

summons Link and together they save Hyrule!

But wait, theres more. After getting to Hyrule they discover....

Princess Zelda is missing!
:O

Mario, of the Mushroom Kingdom arrives just in time for...

the sight of Snake kidnapping Princess Zelda!
:O

Which meant that Snake now ruled Hyrule with Zelda!


THE END!!!!

Or was it? Because...

it was the end. ^-^

A giant sammich appeared and killed everyone! The little fairies and hippos then skipped and frolicked in the flower fields, and all was happily ever after.

nice Ri. You REALLY wanted to kill Snake didn't you?

Here is the story- I edited it to make more sense and such
it's the latest version of microsoft word sorry if you don't have it XD

LOL yes.

Here it is for notepad. Enjoy peeps!

glad you like it Alison ^-^

LOL. Nice one.

Thanks- you know you guys wrote it too

Oh yeah! We all deserve a cheer!


*cheers*

*cheers*