It says Par is... Paris is about half an hour away? Just guessing...

BTW: I found it before you gave the clue.

Heh heh, the par is thing isn't the answer. Do you know the actual answer though?

No I don't *cries*

Wait!... lemme read through it... I don't think there are any of the letter 'e' in it... I might be wrong... is that the answer or is there some thing different?

Yes! That's right! Your go!

Woot!... uhh...With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I'm quite at ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can't lose me, For I am the center of gravity.

What are you? The letter v.

dammit you got it right.

Wait I wanna say one thing... I did your mum a favour by making you a sandwich by the bed side table XD

Al...right. Anyway:

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

walk out?

They're locked in, Fergus.

Use the cell door's key?

::sigh:: No, Corrie.

Is it really that hard?

ahh...lol to escape the cell...

Yes.

Oh, I didn't mean that the answer was right. I must've misunderstood your question. ::

so, i wasn't right?

damnit!!!

Heh heh, sorry. .

Convict asks to go to the bathroom, knocks out the gaurd, hits the fire alarm and runs? More or less.

I would have never guessed the e thing.

Erm, no. That's not the answer either.

What idoit puts an unbarred window in their cell. Do they climb on the bed and then on each others shoulders?

You're getting closer.

Do they climb on the hole they made or make steps in the wall with what ever they were digging with?

You're so close, and yet you aren't quite there yet.

QUICK HINT: The tunnel they were digging earlier is still involved in the escape.

jump on the pile of whatever they dug and jump out the window? :P

I think you got it alfie.

Yes!

Finally!

This is an easy one:
Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

The parrot was Deaf?

Polly wouldn't give it a cracker?

Yep, Corrie got it

Polly couldn't talk?

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

Throw it up?

Throw it upwards

You are upside down?

Ri got it... :p

Throw it up, WHILST you're outside and nothing is blocking its way.

Yay!


What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Aw, that's an easy one. Post Office.

Mail box?

You guys typr to fast for your own good.

Darn it Liz! You got it.

Yay! .

I'm as large as a castle, light as air, but not even millions of men can move me on their own. What am I?

Space?

Air? :P

Keep thinking...

Consciousness?

A castle?

Alfie - You're close.

A Balloon Castle!

ummm.....
A house?

Now you're way off.

A Bounce Castle?

Light as AIR.

A castles shadow.

A castle in the sky? An Invisible Castle? Pancakes?

VOD! RIGHT! Your go!

*facepalm*
I can't believe i forgot that one!

I can't believe I guessed pancakes...

It couldn't be moved, remember?

I Can't Believe it's not butter! lol

Moooooooo!

Butter?

Mad cow disease!

parfait!

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?


On a side note, who ever can explain the riddle what gets wetter as it drys (a towel) gets a cookie. I never understood that one.

Fire

I've heard that one before :P

You win.

That was quick.

I guess it was kinda easy.

How does a towel get wetter as it dries? If it is drying then the water is leaving. Sorry for being so thick.

I just missed it.

What row of numbers comes next in this series?


1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221


A towel dries you, but as it does, it gets wetter. I had to get that one explained to me :P

OH MY GOD. Alfie, you get a huge, huge cookie. I never got that. Blonde moment. Thnk you so much, it has been bugging me for YEARS.

1113213211

13213211 - I could be wrong, though.

VoD got it

Yes, I am back!!!!

If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

The answer is 5 socks.

Liz, you gots it

Here's an easy one.:

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

Time?

hfdfhhfgf

Yep. Your turn.

Mum and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

7 people.

yep (sorry i was BRB)

New RIDDLE!!!

Hmm. I can't think of any more.

*glares*

Do you want to think of one then, Ri?

No, cause then you guys always get them really quick. :P

And it took you half an hour to write that. XD

*is suffering from riddle withdrawal* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
XD :P

Then think of one, silly duffer. .

You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?

Flapjacks?

Use the 3 gal. to fill the 5 gal. Once it's full you should have a gallon left in the 3 gallon container

Yep, lew got it

Yay *thinks*

PS - Why are you no longer on dark sims, Alfie??