So birdo hatched a brilliant plan to...

turn all the other girls into men (!) using...

a fire ball that burnt Mario!!...

Who had justed been resurrected by something random that...

came from Venus and...

Invaded Mars (WTF) but it all went wrong and the debris flew through space and killed birdo and Mario (again)...

So Birdo and Mario appeared before Hades, looking suprised and slightly burnt. Hades sighed and...

threw him to Cerberus so...

Mario thought "what they hey, I don't know him..er..her...er..it that well. So, every man/thing for himself!" So while Ceberus feasted on Birdo, Mario...

ran like a frightened girl and...

...jumped into daisy's arms. this enraged peach who went on a machete rampage through...

Cerbeus, thus freeing Birdo from tummy. Birdo was understandably pissed at Mario, who...

screamed high-pitchedly and...

ran once again like a little girl all the way to the edge of a cliff where he found...

Fran (the half-naked anti-social bunny woman from FXII) was preparing to launch Bowser off the cliff because...

he had cut her arm and...

BOY was she PO'd. Plus she wasn't dressed enough to be included in any kingdom hearts game so she got all angsty and...

decided to date bowser instead of killing him. Since she wasn't sure whether bowser was a she or a he, she dressed her top half like a man and her bottom half like a girl and went on a date with him/her to a restaurant called...

Bowser's Meet and Eat!

But while they where having dinner, Luigi appeared and...

... screamed at seeing that his high school crush (!) was dating bowser but...

since Fran was now ?half? male, Bowser thought Luigi was gay and that Luigi had a crush on HIM so he...

killed him!! *evil laugh* with...

The Goomba Soup!

Somehow during all this Mario had once again managed to die (does he really need a reason anymore?) and the mario brothers were no more. So then Peach thought...