Decided to combine all of this, about time
One fine cloudy/ afternoon someone with/ a giant monkey/ farted in the/ bouncy castle where/ it is eating/ eggs while he/ is shitting bricks/ with a spoon/ that is deadly.
One starry night/ the spoon killed/ a giant hamburger/ and attacked fourteen/ times by a/ old motel in/ a hotdog suit.
the next thing/ a purple rabbit/ wearing a hat/ ate a yellow/ watermelon with poison/ and did the/ moonwalk with words.
Surprisingly the poison/ made him talk/ like a rabbit/ that was british/ and it had/ a broken face.
It was hilariously/ funny and it/ started crying because/ it ate a/ spiky pineapple that/ grew ten legs/ and ran away.
the rabbit then/ saw an orange/ magazine with a/ picture with a/ piece of chocolate/ that was supposed/ to taste yucky.
however it actually/ ended up tasting/ magically delicious and/ it disappointed hardcore/ because it had/ a piece of/ rabbit fur that/ended up running/away to collage.
just kidding this/ended up being/the strangest story/that has ever/been told on/ Mod The Sims.
And I am/Quite worried by/The weird looking/Duck that's right/Beside my mother/And it's eating/her hand off.
But she's not/Paying any attention/because her smartphone/battery ended up/hypnotizing her into/ a weird trance.
I'm not sure/Why that ended/ this weird story.
but i do/ believe fairies exist.
How that's related/ to this story/ i don't really/ want to know/ because its weirdly/ like the time/ that alpacan moose/ tried to eat/ my old teacher's/ blue and orange/ uglt red pen.
Sometimes i wonder/ why it tried/ to ask me/ where the giant/baseball bat of/
and that's all we have. i am very concerned for the sanity of everyone who has posted on here.
