Luke, get off!

Luke, I don't think you should have done that ... too late *watches Luke get torn to pieces*

Luke... fetch!

Luke, is that your girlfriend? Oh no - it's a haystack. Oh well.

That's it, Luke! Right there! That's the spot!

Luke, isn't that your chainsaw being used to murder those five people?

Luke, give me all of your lunch money! Fool...

Luke, why do you collect rocks?

Luke, what did you just do? What did you just do?! Do I have to rub your nose in THAT? Bad Luke!

Luke, your father's cousin's wife's brother's son's daughter's dog's first owner's second grade teacher's daughter just gave birth to your baby. Just thought you needed to know.

Luke, your village called! Their idiot is missing!

Luke, I was wrong about you. You are not a blithering idiot with testosterone poisoning, but merely a moron.

Luke, now you have a choice. You can either be a dumb-ass or a smart-ass. By the way, you're retarded.

Luke, you are not a girl, so take off your mother's lipstick, put back your sister's dress and GET THE HELL OUT!

Hey Luke! Your boyfriend is here!

Luke, I wanna make love with you *lowers on bed*

Luke, your spaceship has landed. Please get in.

Luke, your eyes twinkle in the moonlight...

Luke, Kopple is scaring me

Luke, we have to kill Kopple before it's too late!!!!

Luke, I will kill you after I revive Kopple if you kill Kopple. XD
Luke, that barely makes sense! XD

Luke, Ally confuzed meh!

Luke, your pingas goes here

Luke, TeeJay still makes me a bit scared

The murder: Luke, why did everyone disappeared but not you?
Luke: I don't know - I'm here to steal Cathyme24's cookies
Cat: WHAT - ARE YOU STEALING MY COOKIES?!
The murder: Cat, may I?
*Cat nods*
*The murder kills Luke*
Cat: Thank you :D