erm.. i don't know

Oh, ok.

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

A dime?

Nope.





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Curses...

5 cents
I've heard that one too

With or without tax?

WWW, are you being serious??

Alfie - Sorry but, no.

Of course!

EDIT: It's impossible to tell. The riddle doesn't tell you how much money you used.

No - the dog is 1.05 and the collar 0.05
That is the only logical soloution

Lew, I googled and Alfie is right.

I googled it *(to see if I got it right) and... no wait, how much is a nickel??

5 cents.

... and how much is a cent??

1/100th of a US Dollar.

So that means... Alfie is right. Up you come Alfie, ur turn *Is regretting this being *easy**

A man pushed his car into a hotel. At the hotel he becomes bankrupt. Why?

He got fined for pushing the car *litterally* into the hotel.

nope

Is he playing monopoly??

Wait. That makes no sense. Why couldn't it be 1.00 and .10?

wft do you mean??

Lew: yes
WWW:
You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?
If it was 0.10, the dog would have had to be 1.10, because it is 1.00 more

How few times can you weigh 9 identical cookies on a balance scale to find the one with a gold ring inside?

IDK.

2

Length

Yep, 2.

Logic will always win!!!
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Haha, EASY!!! Because none of them were single, they were all married.

yeah but i don't get it

Because only the single men got wet and non of then were single

What in an automobile engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

is it noise?

Noise it is.

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

Time????

Yeah I would've said that buuut Aldie said it *Kicks Alfie in butt*

HEY!
*kicks Lew back*
here's an EASY one
What is greater than God... more evil than the devil... the poor have it... the rich need it... and if you eat it you will die?

Nothing

*kicks back*

yes
*kicks lew in the crotch* :P

*Falls over clutching crotch*

There were 32 white horses on a pink hill they bite and chomp but they all stand still. what are they?

My little ponies?

Nope... wait... I HATE THOSE THINGS... and still no.

agh i give up

Lets see some other people answer...

erm...teeth?

Yep, teeth it is!!!

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Sooooooo... A doll.

Right.Your turn.

On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?

1. You

yeyryerryh

Damn and blast... it was indeed me.

What walks all day on its head?

A parrot.

ohhhkaaay..... that was random, and
Nope :P

head lice?

Nope
come on, i thought this one was eays

A nail in a horseshoe?

Haha... A nail in a horseshoe

Yep!
BB4 got it first

WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME!!! Oh well

His appeared first!

Oh well...

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Once, then you are subtracting it from 20

What is round, small but not even all the water in the oceans could fill it?

a ring

(that you wear on your finger)

Nope :P

I gtg now - it was a Sieve

OH

How do you get a emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope :P

ROFL

Anubis should get that, even if its not right. I almost choked to death!

Barbie!

I'd be freaking barbie if she had dark hair, dark eyes and wasn't as skinny as she is.

We need a riddle
Who's turn is it?

I think is my turn but... I won? Where's Sayde?

Ask a riddle then :P

Ok then...
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?

Is very easy :P

Yeah that's correct.
It's my favorite joke :D

Shadows??

Huhzuhwhat?

Is not shadows. Come on! Keep tryin! :P

Eyes

Just changed my avi, i've only just took the pic too! :P

I say eyes as well.

If it is eyes, Raps can have it - I gtg, Bye

Technically the right answer is pupils, but eyes it's OK

New Riddle!

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Well, if you have been running and have worn socks and joggers, you may have been sweating in your feet... When people say "your feet smell" It means you feet stink! They no have a nose XD

Damn it Fergus you ruined my riddle!!!!

What is all around us yet is never seen?

Air

7char

Nope. =p

It is though

Not the answer though. =p

*guesses* oxygen? haha it's not air! it's a technical term... *laughs*

I'm horrible at riddles....

Nope...

*curses* is it something stupid yet obvious?