yup lots !!! and you could be on your laptop in the living room or something DUH !

do you use the expiration "duh" in RL?

Yes, lots

Have a bird ever splatted u with it's poo?

no thank god !!

tried to learn to play any musical instrument ?

Yes.(I play drums)

Do you wish more people would post?

nah

Do you like thunder?

Yes, well I like thunderstorms anyway.

Do you like Twilight?

No.

Do you have an I-Pod?

Nah.

Do you think Aussie accents are annoying?

Depends on who's speaking with it.

Have you ever shoplifted?

Yes. I was five y.o and my sis told me I could buy the entire shop with a nickle. I just grabbed some gum and walked out of the store...

Have you ever cheated?

Yes. Not on my husband, but on my very first boyfriend. Not that it makes it any better.

Have you ever been arrested?

No. Im a good law abiding citizen (apparently)

Have you been cheated on?

Not that I know of...

Have you ever jumped into a pool fully clothed? (So much fun...)

Nope, but now I want to.

Have you ever flushed a live goldfish down the toilet?

lol no !!!

have you ever dropped a laptop from the second floor to the ground floor?

Nope

Have you ever peed in a lake or the ocean?

Yes. It was this year, may. Don't laugh-it was in Spain so it was hot, I needed a piss and there weren't any toilets around that beach!

Have you ever tried to close the door but your foot was in the way and you hit it? Did you brake/twist/sprained anything?

Yes, I've done that lots of times but I never had anything other than bruised toes.

Have you ever stayed up for 2 nights in a row without sleep?

yes.. not for any reason expat that I can't sleep sometimes

have you every went out and discovered that you are still wearing your slippers >.< (I always do that and then I run back home to change it)

Lol no, can't say that I have.

Have you ever broke a bone?

Yes, my elbow when I was two. My brother pushed me off a slide .

Have you ever licked a pole?

Yes--I watch too many movies -_-

Have you ever did something weird and then later asked yourself why?

Yes. Who hasn't ?

Have you ever accidentally left a sticker or tag on new clothes and gone out in them?

Maybe, I dunno
Have you ever had a crush on the boy next door?

No-- my past next door neighbors were an old lady, and a old guy that had six dogs and would go fishing to bring the stinky things back to his dogs to eat. Now, my nextdoor neighbors leave three houses down (new neighborhood)

Have you ever physically hurt someone? (past slapping/kicking/kneeing)