Luke, why are you not breathing?

Luke I am your lewdog.

Luke, your lewdog is on fire.

Luke, I am your schitzo wife... See he doesn't know how to spell it! It's s- Oh yes I do t- Nu-uhhh!

Luke, are you sick?

*has not posted in this thread*

Luke, make Riblan post in this thread!

Luke, I'm sorry but.... Darth Vader is NOT your father

Luke, I am not you.

Luke, you just got knocked the crap down. It was funny. lol.

Luke, you just got knocked up!

Luke, Bobba Fett has an ENORMOUS crush on you!

Why yes...yes it IS a Reno *huggles Reno*

"Luke..I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-humanoid Android, you may call me...ANNA"

( I love Family Guy XD )

Luke, I feel compelled to tell you that I have a secret love for you. Yes, we have had rough times, me trying to kill you, you trying to kill me. But, let's just end it with a little kiss *kisses Luke*

Luke is my name in name in the real world!
Literally!

Luke, who the f*** is that bitch?!

Luke, I am ordering HBO, is that ok?

Luke: What's HOBO?
Luke, It's HBO!

I'm surprised we're not off-topic yet.

Luke, I knocked up your daughter.

*thinks better of writing this*

*shrugs and posts anyway*

Ri do you want to play SSBB tomorrow?

Yes!

Haha, i'll be SO owned!

Luke, I am eating all of your Watermelon

Luke, Obama is NOT hitler.