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and ordered Toadette to do it. But when Toadette failed...

She stumbled across a Pokemon card . . .

that had Chuck Norris on it. THE MOST RAREST OF THEM ALL! Toadette then....







^--- she found one of those :3

so she went back and showed off her new Pokemon card, but everyone thought that she was

a show-off so they decided to take her off the Christmas Card list which caused her to...

Get really sad, so she began to watch a lot of movies. And her favorite movie to watch was "The Neverending Story" which reminds me of this thread, so I....

got back to the nintendo side of te story and continued with the story so this tor doesn't get all off-topiky and we can all start making this story a better place and all live happily ever after and get back to Peach... So, Peach decided to invite Daisy over for a game of bash the <insert naughty word here> out of Luigi and...

Daisy accepted on one condition: that mario give her his...

fell asleep in a vat of acid and died! This caused Chuck Norris to...

throw a child into the sun, since, it was his birthday. Chuck then chose...
(Thanks for leaving this one for me )

To makeout with Peach, this made Mario and Luigi very jealous, so they teamed up against Chuck Norris, and decided to....

sit on him. Which was, of course, very stupid. Chuck Norris was furious, and he...

decided he was lonely and made a baby in the science lab with Bowser... when they got bored of that they tried making a real baby but since they're so stupid they didn't know who should play the female and it's sort of impossible for 2 guys to...

Play red rover. So they started doing science experiments in the science lab. Something exploded, and when they opened their eyes, there was ...

another baby...

and the baby was toad. So toad grew up, and was so upset his whole lifetime because he was short. So toad had surgery to make him taller, but something went wrong in surgery, and he stayed short, this made toad be proud to be short, and he went on a campaign to...

change topic to Peach and have...

babies with Peach. So there were half toad half peaches running around the mushroom kingdom, and one of Peach and Toad's babies grew up to be the vice president of...

America. But then the president found out about the fact that since about a page ago the nintendo characetrs and their decendants where not allowed in America. So he...

turned all Nintendo characters into Peach form and sent them to Rusia where they will begin...

theyre therapy. they need Therapy because...

they are nintendo characters from..

the land where no one knows where babies come from, and while in the rest of the world they learnt and were very shocked...

that people put banana's in their ears. This...