three

How many apple products do you own?

One. An iPod nano. (if you're talking bout mac-apple)

How many glasses of liquid have you drunk so far today?

About 6.

How many pets do you have?

5, an all-time low for me.

How many times have you been to the movies this month?

Once. (an all time high for me)

How many times do you open up Sims 2 per day? (edit: Or Sims 3 )

Average of 0.5. Not even one, I don't even try to play anymore (loading time = infinity), I just create.

How many times have you asked someone for something today?

Over 5 (went job hunting today.. had to ask for applications).

How many times have you heard your name today?

0, I haven't seen anyone yet.

How many phone calls have you made today?

0. I almost never talk on the phone.

How many times have you tripped over your own feet today?

0.

How many pictures have you taken today?

0.

How many pieces of fruit have you eaten today?

0. That's pretty bad, I guess.

How many different avatars have you had in the last month?

Many, haha. I change my avatar too much :P

How many bits of chocolate have you eaten today?

1. I can't go a day without chocolate. :D

How many brand new pieces of clothing have you bought in the last week?

0. I'm broke

How many times have you snooped through a relative's bag?

2 or 3 times.

how much money is in your wallet?

A couple quarters.

How many times have you been sick this year?

0 (as far as I remember)

How many things have you bought in the last week?

Umm... that album... uh... one thing... nevermind, five.

How many things have you broken in the past week?

A candle and a countless number of pencils.

How many times have you opened your computer/laptop today?

That would be one.

How many plays have you been in?

1 or 2, nothing big though.

How many bands have you seen live?

0. I have, however, seen three orchestras in various concerts.

How many minutes (or hours!) a day do you spend choosing an outfit?

Probably 30 mins average, it depends where I am going. I usually plan things out in my head before hand.

How many times have you won on a scratchie/lotto ticket

NONE. Dx

How many writing utensils do you have with you right now?