Luke, I have no life.

Luke, I...am your niece. WTH.

Luke, I thought Raps was male D=

Luke, when did Raps get a sex change? :O

Luke, I'm scared D=

Luke, I'm back!

Luke, I am your girlfriend

Luke, I have two hamsters as of three hours ago! :D

Luke, you are my cousins brother

Luke, I want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Luke, I'm at my best friend's house

Luke, we've been through a lot together, and i'd just like to say, thanks

Luke, die!!! *punches Luke*

Luke, I just realized! I'm another 56 things for you! Do you wanna hear them all?

Luke, I don't think you do. But, you WILL anyway.

Luke, how did you know? *takes biggest breath in the history of breathing and prepares the list*

Luke, Im kind of hungry.. Can I eat your brain? O.O

Luke, besides the last 56 things I am to you, I have discovered another 83.

Luke, that's 139 things.

And, Luke... that's not even half of 'em...

Luke, I am your brother's sister's friend's evil stepchild's daughter. I am also your mother. Somehow...

Luke, by analyzing the above post, I have come to the conclusion that the "brother" part is unnecessary, since your brother's sister is also your sister.

Luke, does it matter?

Luke... look there! *pushes Luke*

Luke, dieeee!!!! *shoots Luke*