Whoops, MY BAD!

all over her nose!

WWW was aghast at this because the next day she had a photoshoot with the prestigious magazine known as...

Goomba Vogue!

Unfortunately for WWW, the zeldas continued to grow until they all merged into one and took over her body! WWW had now transformed into zelda! TOZ (the original zelda) disliked this and challenged TNZ (the new zelda) to an epic battle!

They decided that the battle would...

take place on a starshroom greased with goomba fat. The first one to fall off would be annihilated in a...

Giant Boo

But TNZ decided to play dirty and call in the ABW! TOZ was understandably terrified since they were now beautiful women with bat wings, and in her terror fell off the starshroom and was annihilated. FOR GOOD. Rosalina was distraught at this because...

Raps was trying to kill Toad...

...with a spatula. He succeeded, and yet another mario cast member met their maker.

Yoshi, who tried to...

eat princess peach accidentally ate a bomb-omb and died. Yet one more cast member bites the dust. The old zelda pondered this as she burned in hell and had the brilliant idea to harness the power of the power stars to...

kill lew again with more blooooodd *evil laugh*...

But zelda decided this would be a bad idea because nina had fallen madly in love with lew, and we all know when nina's at that time of the month she will rip your head off if you piss her off. zelda decided she was not keen on dying, so she changed plans to...

kill Raps!!! and...

...then decided that for raps it was always that time of the month. Then she realized that raps doesn't have that time of the month, and started wondering why he always acted that way anyway? She gave up this train of thought because she realized that bowser was hovering over her wearing...

a ballet pink dress with glitter!!...

this was the dress that zelda had coveted as a child and when she didn't get it for christmas was scarred for life. So she...

leaped on bowser and tore the dress out...

and shoved over her own dress screaming "I'm happy, really, I'm not angry!" in a fanatical and terrifying manner.

Then WWW appeared and stole the dress to...

cover up the clues as to how she came back from the dead after being being overtaken by the tiny zeldas and then annihilated. Zelda became very confused because she thought that she had killed WWW/TNZ already...

But nothing can keep WWW from her sparkly pink dresses! So WWW, with her ABW, declared herself queen of the universe! Her first declaration as queen was to kill Mario (again, because it amused her) and then she ordered Raps to...

kill Nina!!! But he couldn't because...

Nina was already dead! She had been too close to mario when he exploded randomly for no reason! So...