granted but you fell off one night and died.

I wish I was in hogwarts

Granted, but your just standing in the middle of the 'ruins' because your muggle mind can't see the the real castle.

I haz nothing to grant, nuuu D:

Ahhh.
I forgot.

I wish I was at camp.

Granted, but you will be attack by killer mosquitoes.

I wish I had something good to eat.

Granted, but it turns out that the goodie was infected with colera.

I wish I was a superfamous awesome singer

Granted, but your hair will fall out. Oo

I wish I had a king size bed.

Granted, but it will break in two on the first night you'll try to sleep on it.

I wish I could meet Armin Van Buuren.

Granted - But he will be a douche.

I wish i had more money

fine, but then it spontaneously combusts. Teehee.

I wish it was sunny outside.

Granted, but it's too sunny. You burned up and died :[

I wish my birds woud shut up.

Granted, but they will annoy you by flying.

I wish I had pizza right now...

Granted, but it will contain a very deadly strain of E.coli.

I wish the TV remote wasn't so far away...

Granted, but the batteries are dead.

I wish I could karate chop my landlords ass...

Granted, but you have the strength of a 16-month old baby and it merely startles your landlord and causes you to get kicked out of your apartment.

I wish I didn't have an organic chemistry final tomorrow.

Granted, but you will have a maths final instead.

I wish i could fly :D

Granted, but as soon as you start flying you fall to the ground.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.

granted but its stone cold.

I wish I could be decisive.

Granted, but you will only make bad decisions.

I wish I didn't bite my nails.

Granted, but you will start biting your toenails instead.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but everyone thinks nasty stuff about you.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

Granted but you'll be so psycho, you'll bounce off the walls and kill someone

I wish I have sex with MegaMan

lol !! Granted but you will get pregnant and your baby will be born with a blue helm attached on his/her skull..

I wish i have a car

Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish that my dad would let me stay home from school today.

Granted, but you will have to clean all the house

I wish that I know how to play on guitar lol