was shocking..

to all in the general vicinity, but no one really much cared because...

the banana's made the bad in the world hard to hear. So in your ear a banana cheers so go and put....

Peach back in the story...

... but she will disapper because of...

a magical stone that bowser used to shrink all the nintendo characters. The nintendo characters...

then went over to The Teen Club and killed . . .

All of the teens, resulting in a shortage of cheap labor that causes the collapse of the sovereign state of...

Canada! Then, when the characters realised that no, we don't live in igloos, and no, we're not under 80 feet of snow, or 80 mm for that matter, they . . .

decided to go back to Nintendo Land and start living their lives normally again, and end the story. Of course, ...

Daisy was bored and decided she'd sysomething, "HI! I'm Daaaaaaaaaaaisy!" Peach really thinks she's annoying when she says that... and so does...

...Kamile, so she tries casting a spell on her to stop her from being annoying, but she miss-fires and hits Donkey Kong, which causes him to...

start talking like Mario! Which causes Peach to . . .

think that Donkey Kong is Mario, and marry him. When Luiji finds out...

he decides to murder mario because he wanted to marry daisy...

but Daisy falls in love with Mario and tries to protect him, which results in Luigi deciding to kill . . .

Toadette who was just about to marry...

Princess Peach on hr front porch in..

Honduras! Which resulted in Peach screaming . . .

'Kopple36 wanted to tell you that he's on an internet kiosk in a Japanese Airport and is having a fantastic time and wants to wish you all a Mario Christmas and a Sonic New Year' which deafened Bowser who was just about to...

tackle Peach and carry her off into his lair. But when he realised that nobody cared, he . . .

jumped into the hot lava, which he forgot had been refrigerated for the past two months to stop...

. . . and subsequently froze to death, which created a very nice ice sculpture for the remainder of . . .

a boobie man..

that then turned into the 3 BOOBIED MAN!!! Actually it was when it started to melt that it...