Luke, you have to give me my money!!!!

Luke, I like your hair.

Luke, I'm awl alone. D:
DUN LEEVE ME WITH DEESE PEOPLE!

Oh, and that toilet seat is mine.
THANK YOU!
I've been looking all over for it! :D

Luke! Luke, get the door! D:<

Luke, is it true that you're dating your friends friends enemies friends brothers friends friends sisters brothers friends enemies friend?

Luke, your name is Luke.

Luke, so it is true? You're dating yourself?

Luke, I now has a vagina :D

Luke, I am not your mother, father, daughter, etc.

Luke, have you seen my testicle, i can't seem to find it...

(I feel perverted today)

Luke, Where did you put that book?!? I NEED IT!

Luke, you make me wanna SHOUT!! Put my hands up and SHOUT!! Etc. :D

Luke, please... Say me the exam's answers!!!

Luke, that toga does not make you look sexy.

Luke, where is my valentine's present???

Luke, need a moment? Chew it over with Twix.

Luke, where mah crack, yo? where'z mah stash?

Luke, why you cry??

luke, i am your pants

Luke, are you a girl??

Luke, I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!

Jay Kay, Luke, jay Kay.

Luke, give me the drugs...

Luke, I have a box of maltesers here and I'm not afraid to use it, so give me the goddamn cheese!

Luke!!! Give it me!
thanks
Now, I HAVE YOUR CHEESE, JESS...
*evil laugh*

Luke, I am your defense attorney, and it is time to turnabout this trial!