Luke, I don't care about it :P!

Luke, you should care! Gordon has a crowbar...

Luke, and me, I have fangs!!

Luke, if you make Gordon mad, you'll have no fangs ((:

Luke, do you want to try it?? :F

Luke, I did my geography homework. Now lets see if it's good enough for the idiot I have to work with who seems to think I never do anything... fksdjg

Luke... I think I'll pass, thankyouverymuch.

Luke, I hate both the people I have to do the geography presentation with. Gah.

Luke, why are you against geography? Geography loves you...

Luke, geography hates me! ¬¬

Luke, I have nothing against geography. Just the people I have been put in a group with. I don't know who I hate more.

Luke, I haven't been around for a while - Did you eat the cookies I hide under your Darth Vader-teddy?
Sorry, but those were poisend >.<

Luke... I don't hate you. I just need someone to take my anger out on!

Luke... Will you marry me???

APRIL FOOLS!!! HAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!!!

Luke, it isn't April for another month.

Luke, I haven't been on in forever. O_O

Luke, give me money I need it.

Luke, MTS changed slightly, didn't it?

Darth: Luke, I am your...*sigh*...how do I put this...I'm not your real father. You're adopted
Luke: NOOOOOOO!!!

Luke, Obi Wan is your father!

Luke, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Eragon.

Luke, the past few days have been...perculiar.

Luke, I'm sad

luke,the sims has just on purpose crashed on you

Luke, please stop bugging me. No, I don't want to go to America with you to fight evil squirrels.

Luke, you are my cheese. Let me be your sandwhich!