Me: Luke, did Elena eat my chocolate?
Luke: Yes.
Me: *steals Luke's chocolate*
Luke: Where's my chocolate?!!?!?!?
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!! *eats Luke's chocolate*

Luke, come on, you can't be always crying... well, if you stop crying I will buy some chocolate for you.
...
No!!! Auch! Stop!!! Ah!!! No, I don't have chocolate right noooooooooooooow!!! Auch, stop scratching meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Me: Luke, calm down! Luke, Luke...*pats his back* there, there, it will all be okay. Shhh.... Shhh... Would you like to draw some pictures of how you feel?
Luke: *nods*
Me: *sits him down by one of those toddler tables with a huge sheet of paper and a handful of crayola crayons* Now, just let it all out. There, there.
Luke: *scribbles furiously*

Me: Luke, calm down, here is your chocolate!!
Luke: *looks it and throws it out*
Me: Luke, what have you done??
Luke: That's not my favourite chocolate... I don't like it...
Me: Ok, I'm gonna buy another one... Do you like Milka??
Luke: *nods* *cries hard*

Conclusion:
Candiiee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me: *runs over with some Milka* Luke, here you go.
Luke: *quickly takes a bite, sighing happily*
Me: *wipes his tears away* It's all okay now.
Luke: *nods happily*
Me: *smiles at him*

Me: Luke, is it because I stole your chocolate?
Luke: *nods*
Me: *gives Luke the chocolate back*
Luke: *eats chocolate*
Me: *steals Elena's chocolate*

Luke, where's my chocolate??
*points at Jess*
CANDIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes back the chocolate* *eats quickly the chocolate*
*stares angrily at candiiee*

Me: Luke, aren't they a crazy bunch?
Luke: *giggles*
Me: *giggles too and watches candiiee and Elena run around in circles chasing the choclate*

Me: Luke what's the issue? *walks in with gigantic basket filled with yummy chocolates*
Luke: *runs over and steals basket
Me: Luke GET BACK HERE *starts chasing Luke trying to get chocolate back.*

Me: Luke, come back! *laughs hysterically and joins in the chase*
Luke: *climbs a tree*

Me: *tries to climb tree after Luke*
Luke: *climbs higher*
Me: Luke get down from there with my chocolate!
Luke: *climbs higher*
Me: *starts throwing sticks at Luke.* Get down you big baby!
Luke: *cries and gorges on chocolate to feel better*
Me: *pulls fresh batch of brownies out of bag.* You want it Luke?
Luke: *climbs down from tree, steals brownies and gives back empty chocolate basket*
Me: LUKE!

Luke, I'm sorry, but Anakin is way hotter.

Luke: *starts crying and throws brownies all over the floor*
Me: It's okay Luke, besides look at it this way: you live, he dies!
Luke: *nods and gets better, picks up brownies and runs away again*
Me: *chases Luke* LUKE!!!!!

Me: *also chases Luke and Jaylo's brownies*

Me: *whispering* Luke, I'm on your side. Let's go!
Luke: *hands me half the brownies so we can both run faster*
Me: Luke, to the hovership!
*we both jump off a cliff, landing on a hovership just below and
Luke: Won't they take the other ones?
Me: Let's hope they don't see them.
*we race off to the west, keeping low, and smelling our brownies with glee*

*then, Elena found them...*
Luke: Nooooo!!!!
jewaukeela: No! *holds Luke while Elena runs away with the brownies* It's too late...

*hides from Elena*
Luke: Who are you hiding from?
Me: Elena.
Luke: Why?
Me: Luke, come here and I will tell you.
Luke: *comes here*
Me: I stole the candycanes too... *hides*

Me: *comes storming out after Elena weilding gigantic axe of doom* GIVE ME BACK MY BROWNIES!!!
*runs by candiiee hiding and steals some of her candycanes
Luke: pulls out light saber (finally) and steals rest of candiiee's candy canes thens join chase after elena.

*runs and hides*
*Elena sees how everybody is chasing her*
*looks at the brownies*
*throws a brownie*
*everybody jump trying to get the brownie*
*while that, Elena stoles some candycanes*

*steals back the candycanes*
Luke, help me, damnit!!
*Luke helps*
*runs from people who happen to be chasing her*
*hides the candycanes in a secret location which shall never be revealed*
*steals Elena's chocolate*

*uses divine psychic powers to learn the location of candiiee's candy canes and steals candy canes again*
*eats brownie picked up off the floor*
*on a sugar high, cases Elena for rest of delicious brownies*

*steals the icecream, sandwiches, pies, trifles, wine and crisps from Elena*
Luke, what shall I do with this stuff?
Luke: Dunno...
*sighs*
*runs around like a chicken*

*finds the candycanes and eats them before it's too late*
*Candiiee eats the chocolate*
*laughs seeing how Jess realizes that the chocolate is not really chocolate...*

*spits out the 'chocolate'*
Elena, that was disgusting. XD
Luke, get me some real chocolate. *pokes Luke*
*gets drunk*
*runs around like an insane person*

((You can call me Jewa)

*has a bright idea*
*grabs a hovership and grabs the real choclate (it was in Elena's backpack, she just didn't know!)
*grabs Luke and puts him in the hovercraft with me*
Me: Luke, how do you make this thing go?
Luke: *presses a button*
Me: Ahhh! Luke, slow down!
Luke: *slows down, turns around, grabs the last candycane out of Elena's hand, then hands me his lightsaber to fight off everyone while he steers*
Me: *throws the lightsaber out the window and pulls out a phaser instead* Come and get 'em now, suckers!