*gets a dump truck full of chips*
*dumps them on Ri*
*BURIED ALIVE IN CHIPS!!

*picks up every plate on the food table and throws them all around randomly*

*gets hit by giant peach*
*throws (slightly smashed) peach at lew*

*is buried alive in chips*
*dies*
*comes back as zmobie*
*eats own arm*
*wakes up*
*throws cheezcake at candiiee*

*gets killed by being hit by loads of chickens*
*is resurrected*
*throws melted chocolate at lew*

*gets hit by cheezcake*
*throws pie*

*runs away*
*comes back*
*kills zmobies with a bazooka*

*revives zmobies*
*throws food at zmobies*

*throws lots of cheese at random people*

*gets hit by piezzzzzzz*
*pours warm lumpy custard over lew's head*

*wonders why lew is doing hitler pose*
*gets hit by chicken PIEZ*
*empties ice cubes on lew*

*gets a cow launcher*
*shoots cows at everyone*

*gets hit by loads of cows*
*dies*
*comes back as vampire*
*bleh bleh!*

*high fives candiiee for joining the vampire club*
*throws cake at Ri*

*gets high fived*
*bites Ri in neck*
*turns into bat and flies about for a bit*
*throws pudding at everyone*

*bite's candiiee's neck*
*throws frozen blood at everyone*

*has neck bitten but is already vampire*
*is hit by own custard*
*is hit by frozen blood*
*throws cake at Alice*

*wonders why thread has randomly gone quiet*
*throws pie at everyone and plays violin loudly and badly to wake them up*

*Wakes up*

TIC TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wonders why eve is shouting tic tacs*
*throws custard at eve*

*licks custard off*
*throws tic tacs everywhere*
TIC TACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wants to throw spaghetti at Beata, but instead eats it. Why waste good food?*

Yeah well, good for you. And me. It'll save me washing my hair.
*TIC TAC DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*is worried about eve doing tic tac dance*
*throws prawns at eve and vlad*
*sits in the cherry trifle*

Prawns?!