Luke, I know that it's hard to understand but.... I AM YOU IN THE FUTURE!!! *cough* I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A odd voice came out and said 'Luke, wait! Before you go, you must follow the yellow brick road until you see a rainbow pony then tap your shoes and say what you feel!' Luke followed and did what he was asked. There's no place like home! There's no place like home!'

NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke, take me out of your mouth. Don't eat me.

Luke, what the fuck!

Luke,my cat is eating your brains.

Luke, wipe your nose.

Luke, put on some sunblock, sweetheart.

Luke,I'M A FIRING MY LASER!

Luke, stop it or your will be sent to your room early tonight.

Luke,you are actually Sailor Moon.

Luke, you gave birth to a girl but was actually a boy who's mom was a boy that was you that gave birth to a boy that was actually a girl

Luke,you sing like Justin Bieber.

Wow I remember this thread lol :D

Well better post again?

Luke, I am your game has crashed please try again later.

UNSAVED-LEVEL-40-SECRET-WORLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luke, you are a banana unicorn that needs to die.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father!!!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Later on the Maury Show:

Maury: When it comes to 40 something year old Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!

DARTH VADER STARTS DANCING! THE CROWD CHEERS!

Luke NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

LUKE RUNS AWAY CRYING!

Dammit Luke, I'm a doctor.

Luke, I am your baby brother

Luke...your name is not Luke.

(sorry if this is a repeat)

Luke, I am too busy playing Zelda to choke you.

Oh Luke, If only there was someone who loved you...