Okay Well,You weren't posting one so.....

Heh heh, oh well.

If someone doesn't do another riddle in 10min. I will.

If we're discussing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula on the third Wednesday in January, what the hell am I doing in the corner? (This IS a riddle, so HA!)

I already posted one! *pints to post #163*

Fine I'll guess is it,darkness

Naw, it's chicken burger!

Now I'm hungary again.

Erm, are you sure you don't mean hungry?

Sorry, I'm nit-picky with spelling and grammar.

Nope! Think shiny!

He landed on the bars?

Ri, is it treasure/gold/gems/etc.?

Yes! Funally!

Ok you all got my murder mystery wrong, ri you got the horse one. The answer to the murder mystery was that the tape recorder ws stopped. if he killed him self then the tape would still be going.

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

Why not?

Is it Three?

Yes. But why?

No, it's 6!

Because TWELVE has 6 letters so he said 6

SIX has 3 letters so he said 3

TEN has 3 letters . 3 is right

Nope, BB got it. You have the next riddle, my friend

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Maid. Mail doesn;t come on sunday.

It was the chauffeur!