Granted, but they are very uncomfortable.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow

Granted, but your laptop will crash every five minutes whilst it's running on the battery.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but your life will suffer from a never ending stalkering

I wish I had all A+ on my test

Granted, but they're all really easy tests and don't help you later in life.

I wish I could have stayed longer at the bellydancing party I was at tonight.

Granted but you faint the next moment

I wish I didn't have so many threads to check

Granted, but then you'd have to make them all.

I wish vampires were real

Granted, but they will kill you!

I wish I hadn't gone to bed so late last night.

Granted, but you went to bed extremely early and still woke up tired.

I wish I had Call of Duty 5 for PS3

Granted, but it will have slower graphics and bunny killing

I wish I have balls?

Granted. But they will be hairy. ><

I wish I could afford a new bra.

(Xunixeon, ktbcca you both just made my day XD)
Granted, but it would be two sizes smaller.

I wish I could tame a tiger.

Granted, but it will take you a lifetime to tame it.

I wish I wasn't scared of airplanes

Granted, but then you'd be scared of cars.

I wish the age laws would lower some XD

Granted, but the age is -1 only

I wish I had an art lesson today

Granted, but you have a substitute teacher that makes your lesson very boring.

I wish I had a pet alien

Granted, but it'll prob your a** each night.

I wish I were famous

Granted, but you get driven to insanity by crazed fans.

I wish Work Experience went for another week.

Grnted but you get bored

I wish I had something to say

Granted, but you'd turn into a mute before you say it.

I wish I had peach shampoo.

granted but you eat it before you use it

I wish I had a wish

Granted, but then no one would grant it.

I wish I were sexeh =D

Granted but you will have 7 stalkers

I wish I didn't ruin my fav shoes today

Granted. But you'll ruin them tomorrow.

I wish my guinea pig hadn't died..

Granted, but it will escape it's cage and eat through all your clothes.

I wish I had more friends I could trust.

Granted, but they're no fun.

I wish that parallel parking didn't freak me out so much.