Luke, I am still surprised people are still talking to you. ^-^

Luke, I'm sorry, your Princess is in another castle.

Luke, I am George Lucas.

Luke, I'm black.

Luke, you are..... the weakest link

Luke, I am your worst nightmare.

Luke. I still love you.

Luke, why don't you like meeeeee!?

Luke, gimme a hug, you big palooka!

Luke, RUN!!

Luke, You are *not* going out dressed like that!

Luke, you wouldn't believe how much this suit is chafing!

Luke, *cocks shotgun*, get the f*** off my lawn

XD XD

Luke, where are you, I lost my torture chamber and I need help finding it! *hears screms of pain*

Luke, you are NOT the father!! *crowd boo's* *Maury gets up and soothes wounded mother*

Hahahaaa! So funny!!!!

Luke, why are you giving birth in a washing machine?

Luke,go home,you see that Nintendorks don't like you.

Luke, you seem to be leaking.

Fuck you Luke!!!!

Luke, did you know i'm actually the guy from jumper?



life's wierd.

Luke, (Please insert witty statement here)

Luke, 104.3 Wzyp

!Sdrawkcab gniklat ma I, ekuL