Fly around in a magic spaceship sprinkling rose petals, and unicorn happiness. But before mean ol' farmer Hitler could return...

Indiana Jones drove into the scene in a pink limo humming the LOZ theme song as he got out, grabbing what he thought was his whip out of the trunk, but instead he pulled out a...

...his "Lightning McQueen" lunchbox who had teamed up with Hitler, who was currently eighty-third on...

the list of the most...

...notorius hippies in Vatican City. The pope...

didn't like hippies, so he...

...unleased his bankai, with the intention of riding the world of hippies! But before he could attack...

any hippies, a ninja hiding under the name MarioRudd came and...

did a crap in..

...the popes hat. The pope got very angry, so he transformed into...

. . . a pink Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger . . .

...with glow-in-the-dark shoes! This made David Bowie...

. . . get into his Batmobile and . . .

start driving away as quickly as he could while yelling nonsense at the top of his lungs. Of course,...

...Demyx heard David Bowie, and started chasing after the Batmobile screaming "You are the only one!"...

. . . and Bowie screamed back "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!", which made Demyx . . .

...grab a pigeon, and throw it at the Batmobile screaming "FLY MY PRETTY, FLY!!!" The pope stated getting annoyied so he...

. . . said "LET THERE BE SIMS!" and out came from his great Popey Hat of Popeyness . . .

...came the great god Plum-Bob, creator of all things Will Wright!...

Now, this was an unauthorised breach of copyright, so Will Wright and The Sims Bustin' Out team...

decided that Mario could be their lawyer when they sued. Mario...

decided to help EA acquire the right to Nintendo with his new Game & Watch,

...and anti-Pope memorabilia, showcasing the...

change of multi-tasking live Peach dolls through the ages

and changed what everyone thought to be