...the old KFC man, who was actually...

...a giraffe that liked to figure-skate...

with his best friend, Moorio. Moorio...

died from a sheep smiling at him and..

then he was resurrected by the Grim Sleeper, a baby crib that...

looked like icecream with banana-ham taste, but a gigant...

...potato rose from the Bermuda Triangle and gave everyone free orange-scented blankets. That's when...

*cheers for reviving threads!*

...a small pink elephant popped out of the...

back of a car that was being driven around Bowser's castle by...

...a giant llama that was eating a strange-looking mushroom.

Because llamas had been coming up so much recently, Bowser banned any mention of them from his castle. Because of this, the giant llama in the car...

...threw up the mushroom. It's too bad that he did, because the mushroom was a magic one and would turn the giant llama into...

an extremely large, overweight ponyta, but, this ponyta would have the incredible ability to...

...Eat pie and be merry. However, this incredible power came at a cost. Every time he...

...played the xylophone to the tune of Baby by Jusin Beiber, his ears would poop themselves in self-defence and he would die horrible, poopy death. The naval force of Vanuatu decided to use these "poopin' powers" against...

the great Jiggilypuff who had recently grown to an enormous size. Jiggilypuff wanted to destroy all...

...of the mutant Marios who were now running across the SimHara Desert, away from Justin Bieber Fever. But the mutant Marios had a problem, it was...

time to steal rupees from link

who did the malo mart dance was he stole the rupees

(lofl hes italian)

while link sliced the mutant marios heads open to,

Get Deku Nuts and threw them at