Funny Storytelling time!
 

Ok, so heres how it goes, I start by saying something about a nintendo character, and then you guys add on to it to create a funny, ongoing story!
So here goes:

One day zelda was walking through the forest when...

Now it's your guys turn! Lets get this story rollin'!

she encountered a large...

rolling stone which hummed and...

battered across the...

battle bridge across the...

pasta house which is ready to...

wage war against the danish industry...

for the purpose of...

defeating count chocula's army of...

BAAAAAAATS. *nerd rage* But Zelda hated bats so...

(anyone who gets that joke gets a ham cookie)

I guess no cookie for me.

she zapped them with her magic, but that caused the bats to...

Grow 100 times their size...

and grow purple fuzzy ears.

The bats then...

became very vain and...

immediately flew to a placid, reflective lake to...

transform into a...

army of beautiful women, who then...

decided to give zelda a full-fledged makeover!

Zelda was decidedly aghast at this proposition because...

she had a secret...

dimple on her left...

niple but...

hey, drag was in this season so...

she decided to try it and see what happens.

The army of beautiful women (ABW) started looking at dresses...

and shopping for fishing barbs...

to catch some trout...

which they will use to make...

a potion which will...

cause Zelda to grow large...

Cookies all over...

the....

floofy skirts of her dress. Zelda pouted and...

'accidently' kicked the stupid...

and very large tree to....

the edge of the world, until

Mario?... jumped through a portal and...

died. Well, no one mourned much, because...

Princess Peach had a giant party to celebrate...

the birth of her and Bowser's baby.

But bowser got angry and...

took the baby, and did a runner, this made the whole castle...

crash and *evil laugh*...

burn. princess peach had a fit and...

stole Zelda's dress, which made Zelda...

Punch her right in the...

face of the person sitting behind her which led to...

Bowser having a fit and then running around the room screaming the words...

"I hate pineapples because..."

"obviously the ham cookie is the only..."

"REAL food I will ever use to poison..."

"Kirby!"

Sorry, I just had to bring him in somehow

daisy, seeing this decided that...

she had to save Kirby because...

Kirby told her he would suck her up if she didn't...

and she really didn't want to find out how the inside of Kirby looks..

*snorts* lol

therefore, she decided that she must use a staple gun to...

staple har eys closed which...

allowed her to think of a plan in piece.

But unable to know what was going on around her bowser woke up and...

OMG Bowsers s a girl now!? When did that happen!?

...had a sex change to become a man before the first mario game came out...

so Nintendo wouldn't get sued for Mario beating up girl...

even though, secretly Mario is a....

...He she!!! But no-one knows (yet) because...

he is so tubby. Zelda, however, noticed and decided to...

CRY!!! because that means that zelda in now a lesbian but there is nothing wrong with that because...

...estrogen FTW! So all the (now female) mario characters decided to have a slumber party!

But mario fely left out and started to eat himself to...

...lose weight. unfortunately, he didn't realize that by eating himself he was only eating his own body weight, and would stay the same. He never realized this and promptly...

Stuck a knife through himself but forgot that too much blood loss led to death and quickly called the...

goomba suicide coldline, which was of no help to him, and he died. :O *gasp!* Daisy, seeing mario had died...(again?!)

decided this was like, totally ruining the sleepover and everyone, like, totally had to, like, do something. They decided to go to Hades, lord of the dead, and...

resurrect the long-deceased birdo because they wanted another girlfriend, unfortunately they didn't know birdo was a transvestite.

So birdo hatched a brilliant plan to...

turn all the other girls into men (!) using...

a fire ball that burnt Mario!!...

Who had justed been resurrected by something random that...

came from Venus and...

Invaded Mars (WTF) but it all went wrong and the debris flew through space and killed birdo and Mario (again)...

So Birdo and Mario appeared before Hades, looking suprised and slightly burnt. Hades sighed and...

threw him to Cerberus so...

Mario thought "what they hey, I don't know him..er..her...er..it that well. So, every man/thing for himself!" So while Ceberus feasted on Birdo, Mario...

ran like a frightened girl and...

...jumped into daisy's arms. this enraged peach who went on a machete rampage through...

Cerbeus, thus freeing Birdo from tummy. Birdo was understandably pissed at Mario, who...

screamed high-pitchedly and...

ran once again like a little girl all the way to the edge of a cliff where he found...

Fran (the half-naked anti-social bunny woman from FXII) was preparing to launch Bowser off the cliff because...

he had cut her arm and...

BOY was she PO'd. Plus she wasn't dressed enough to be included in any kingdom hearts game so she got all angsty and...

decided to date bowser instead of killing him. Since she wasn't sure whether bowser was a she or a he, she dressed her top half like a man and her bottom half like a girl and went on a date with him/her to a restaurant called...

Bowser's Meet and Eat!

But while they where having dinner, Luigi appeared and...

... screamed at seeing that his high school crush (!) was dating bowser but...

since Fran was now ?half? male, Bowser thought Luigi was gay and that Luigi had a crush on HIM so he...

killed him!! *evil laugh* with...

The Goomba Soup!

Somehow during all this Mario had once again managed to die (does he really need a reason anymore?) and the mario brothers were no more. So then Peach thought...