If I were a... Game
 

Ok. This is the "If I were a... game". It is fairly simple.
Person A says "If I were a something", Person B would respond by saying something, then asking that question again. For example:




et cetera.

Get it? Ok, please play!

If I were a girl...

You'd be ugly.

If I were a sim...

You'd be either an atrociously evil warlock or a plantsim.

If I were a plantsim...

You'll be my sim and I'll kill you.

If I were a skunk?

u'll fart all day long.

If i had breasts

You'd jiggle them up and down all day long!

If I were my avatar.

You will be a hobo

If i had a velopcious butt...

You'll be shiny!

If I were a boy?

I would be gay for you

If I were straight.

You would be chased by your ex girlfriends

If I had supernatural powers...

I'll be your girlfriend!

If I lived in Africa...

You would be a person who lives in africa

If I had a vagi-erm... XD

It will bleed monthly :p
Dark Princess: I'm flattered :D
If I had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

You would visit the pyramids everyday

If I were a wizard.

You'd eat babies

If I had a big gun...

You would be a son of a gun

If i had unlimited supply of Ferrero Rocher

You'd get fat.

If I were Cher.

You would have a pus*y

If i had a brain

You'd be the scarecrow after he got his brain.

If I moved to New York City.

You'll be Somewheres man in New York.

If I could make purple text...

that will make the text more colourful.

If I am a zombie...

You would scream in delight

If I could do quadruple flip... (I can only do a tripple atm)

You'll become flying pig.

If I were a flying pig...

I would steal you your secret and then kill you :P

If I were a knife...

Lew will be chicken!

If I move to Spain...

you will meet a lovely person called Nina :P

If I move to Serbia...

You'd be really cold, wait that's Siberia never heard of Serbia, you'd live in a place I never heard of.

If I were a redhead.

you would have red hair :P

If I were blind...

You would be sad.

If I were an atrociously evil warlock in the sims 2.

You will call corrie eyefairy!

If I were nosefairy..

you would smell like a nose.

if i were a circle...

I will use you for witchcraft!

If I had panties on my head...

You'd be a drunk!

If I were a tiger...

That would not be surprise.

If I were a vampire...

You'd be a vampire!
If Whoompy (My Avatar) got on a maniacal rage and killed thousands.

He would be arrested.

If I were Oprah's vajay jay.

You would be big, empy and dry..... Wow... did i cross a line? Hmmmmm...

If I where realy a movie star....

Then your movie company would suck (JK)
If i were a Morman

Then you'd be almost entirely wrong to the eyes of a true Christian


If I were a Sim..

I will have a perfect barbie skin

If you were Paris Hilton...

then Id be hipped up on crack

if snake my avatar started to kill everyone in town

There will be no living people any more.

If I were a toilet...

I won't do number 2 on you
If MTS closes...

I will be pissed
if a dead guy floats by

I'll start to scream.

If you were a flying pig...

Then I'd prove the saying wrong


If I was a Meat pie...

I would pull out my gun and we could have us some bacon!!!!!!!!!!

If i had green skin.....

PS: Yeah, I got here late... somone else already took the pig thing... damn....

you will be cousin of HULK...

If I got one hundred girlfriends?

Each one would give you AIDS (Sorry I couldn't resist. )

If I were a bird...

I'll kill you with my shotgun and rewrite "To Kill a Mockingbird", telling my story of killing a mockingbird...

If I were... Amy Lee's husband!

She'd leave you.

If I were a sim...

You'd be a fantasy tiger sim.

If they came out with the sims 4 today.

you would scream and destory Wally World

If Zombies were real...

Then we wouldn't go to a graveyard

I committed suicide

You would be... umm dead perhaps?

If I ate any part of a pig (I'd probably kill myself)

You'd gag.

If I were a zombie student in the sims 2 University.

You'd be addicted to the bubble blower.

If I had a knife...

You would make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with it.

If I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I will kill you and take it from you.

If I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich....

I would rip open your stomach to get it back.

If I hadn't made this group...

I would have never made the just for gays group.

If I moved to San Francisco

You'll be run over by a car.

If I... went gay...

You'd be gay

If I had cheese...

You'd give it to me.

If YOU went gay or me

I'm already gay for you.

If I went straight for www

She'd think you were a ninja and kill you.

If I got wi-fi back...

You'd be happy.

If I never learned how to create custom content.

You would be sitting at yourcomputer getting bored of the sims and say... hmm lets play spore

Thankyou for already being gay for me XD Lol

Hmm... If I became catholic...

you'd be like me! :D

If you fell off the couch...

Which I have, I would laugh.

If I were a butterfly...

you'd be pretty

If I fell down the stairs

You will get a fractured spine :o

If I aced arts...

You'd get an A.

If I were a smiley...

you'd be random

If I were a loony toon

You'd be buster bunny.

If I were made of jello pudding pops

i'd eat you up. (wait, that sounded kinda dirty...

...good, 'cause I meant it to. *sexy glare*)

If I were a hunter...

You will hunt animals!

If i were a computer...

I'd kill you.

If I were a Machine...

you will repair car...

If I were a nintendorks member?

You would go insane, trust me.

If I was a plant...

I will take care of you...

If i were the sun?

You would burn us all.

If I were the moon...

you will light us in the night!

If i were a burglar

You would set off the alarm.

If I were a burglar in the sims in the criminal career track.

i will bcome a police and catch you!

if i were a idoit?

You would be the town idiot.

If I were an NPC in the sims 2.

You would be a french maid!

If I get drunk so much...

you will not drive car!

If i were your father?

id be creeped

if i was a ninja

you will be a ninja turtle...

if i were a punk

you'd become a ninja with computer skills.

If i were a soldier under winston churchhill?

You'd be gay for Winston

If I were a Simpsons character.

You'd be fairly ugly(and yellow)

If I had 10,000 pds. of gold?

You would donate it all to charity.

If i... hm.. If I "hmmed"...

you would hum.

If I had a green sig...

You would have my favorite color as a sig.

If I were an animal what kind would I be.

A crazy Rabid Squirrel.

If I ate a computer (I'd be smart )

you'll get digital brain.

If I ate flying pig...

you would fly too cus the pig in your belly would lift you up up into the air.

If I went to the club every night and danced my bum off.

It'd be saw...ish

If I went outside... *shudders*