The Super Nintendo Story for us Nerdy Nintendorks!
 

It's The Super Nintendork Story for us Nerdy Nintendorks!

I wanted to start the story game again so, yeah, it's about Nintendo!


Once upon a time in a land just next door lived a Jiggilypuff, she...

had a mushroom downstairs *points somewhere on the body* and...

was very embarrassed by it. So she

got her space shoes and

jumped up to Bowser's house so he could...

pound the fudge out of

The chimpodile, that was

*remembers originally creating one of these*
*thanks Kopple for making a new one )

the size of a Rayquaza...

and twice as ugly. Then the...

Venus Fly trap in a pot that leads somewhere....

mysterious and is only known to Kirby who is currently...

nomming on a giant Peach.....

with Barbie in hand...

Decided to...

play bubble bobble and

Step on the head of a goomba while on Yoshi's back and eating a flower.

which made him shoot fireballs and go all red and white...

Accidentally swallowing a fire ball...
(creates new document for this story ^-^)

which gave him terrible indigestion...

causing him to blow up into oblivion, killing bystander,

Princess Peach. She was decidedly aghast at dying, so she...

took out her parasol and flew away to visit

your Mum, so they could

have tea with my Mum's best friend...

and come to America where we say mom instead of mum cus mum sounds funny...

and peach got annoyed at the americanisms so came to Australia, where she...

met mario and married him, but then she cheated on him with luigi, and mario found out and....

got so angry he started randomly jumping all over the place and killing goombas and koopa-troopas. Eventually...

He got so exhausted so he took a break to go to a bonus level and eat a bunch of coins, and to his suprise (and relief) while in the bonus level he came across a....

giant luigi-shaped punchign bag, which he used to get rid of his anger. He decided to calmly talk it over with peach. He visited her...

evil twin sister's boyfriend's cousin's step-brother's father's sister's son's grandfather' cousins' mum's grand daughter for advice on how to...

...fix his toilet, which had gone dodgy after he'd started hitting it with a table lamp and...

soon realized he was a plumber. And so he laughed and...

started to fix the toilet, before...

mama Luigi sprang out of the toilet before his eyes and caused him to...

Arrest Link, who was nude.

and then Mario threw a custard pie at the wall, and

said, "I'm Amercian, and I don't say mum"

then Luiji fell off a skyscraper, but thankfully landed on a mushroom...

and begged for mercy from PUSS IN BOOTS!
This event began another event...

Which lead to much confusion from Yoshi, because...

Yoshi wasn't even Yoshi! He was BIRDO! :O This then made Boss Nass..

Turn Birdo back into yoshi, but just as Birdo turned back into yoshi, she spat out an egg which...

hatched and died at the sight of Birdo. Birdo...

died forever never to be heard of again, and Mario found a racoon tail which made him...

unattractive to Peach, so now Peach wants to date...

Marth. Marth was a

great swordsman of admiral skill, but failed when it came to looking like a guy. So, Peach...

decided to date his brother Ike instead. This lead to....

An unwanted pregnancy of 10 new babies, all of which were called...

marilu, because peach still liked both mario and luigi. Ike was unhappy when he found out the reason for their names, so...

Peach started flying through the air with the greatest of ease until she landed on the back of a whale where she jumped on the water coming out of his blowhole, which took her to....

HYRULE! (i had to)
Here, she met Princess Zelda who....

This is not really nice... :\

[continuing from NintendoLover13]
decided that peach should be sent back to the mushroom kingdom immediately. She sent peach back via a flying yoshi-shaped car,

only for her to be attacked by Giant Flying Goombas! To get rid of them she...

whacked them with her umbrella, then continued on her journey back to the mushroom kingdom. Eventually she landed at...

cried for Mario and Luigi's help but instead...
edit: too slow xD




Destiny Islands to find Sora...

Sniffing paupu leaves...

and mourning for his recently deceased pet slug, Fluffy. When he noticed Peach's presence he...

Threw a funeral for Fluffy. He knew that slugs didn't like salt water, but...

encouraged him to go into the salt water anyways. This was a sad day. Peach..

got so depressed she couldn't stand it anymore, so a magical fairy guardian arrived to move her somewhere else. Unfortuneately, she got moved to bowser's castle, where...

Bowser raped her and ate her children. *coughs* *remembers the child of Bowser and Peach*
But to Peach's surprise....

one child was stuck and wouldn't come out so Bowser had to put his hands...

On Mario's head, he patted him on the head like a dog, which made Mario....

curse like a sailor. When Mario did this...

Bowser said, "Your'e mean!" and started crying and ran off. Then toadstool said, ".....

"hey! stop it! just feed me! i havn't had my breakfast yet!" Peach replied...

"WTF is going on here!!!???" and stomps her foot and grunts. Bowser then...

got angry for no apparent reason and started trying to jump on peach. Peach responded by...

Running to Mario flaling her arms like Olive Oyl, and said, "save me Mario, OyOyOyOy" just like Olive Oyl. Suddenly Mario and Bowser (for creative purposes, we shall call them Popeye and Bluto) got in a scruffle, this caused Peach to exclaim! ".....

"Like Seriously guy's, like stop it! You might like mess up like my hair!" Mario and Bowser...

said, "We shouldn't let her tell us what to do", then Mario and Browser decided when they got in the scruffle with each other that they were gay for each other. So they had a gay wedding and all the mushroom kingdom was invited. This caused George W. Bush to....

get so angry he banned all nintendo characters from ever entering america. Then, Barack Obama said to George W. Bush "You can't do that anymore, however I will still ban them" so all the nintendo characters were now banned from America forever. They all...

Went to Japan, and looked like this which caused the creators of Nintendo to...

move all their offices and headquarters to Japan to be with the characters. the problem was, noen of them knew Japanese. they...

then taught each other Japanese by just listening to everyone speak it. Then the world went back to the time when we all spoke one language, and for some reason we all started acting like cave people. In turn, the nintendo characters....

acted like cave people as well, dancing around and banging each other with giant sticks. Donkey Kong somehow had retained his self as how he was before time went back. He...

then got in a time machine and travelled back to the early 1980's in order to solve the problem of the de-evolution. While there he stumbled across Marty McFly who was sitting in his delorean about to go back in time to the 1950's so he jumped in with Marty McFly and went to the 50's instead of the 80's this caused a temporal rift which made all the Nintendo characthers....

suddenly believe they were gods and everyone should serve them. While this was happening, the Nintendo Creators had fixed themselves up again and...

got on to the Nintendo characthers for pretending to be gods, and started quoting them scripture. So Peach said, "Talk to the Hand", and Mario said, "You better CHECK yourself, fore you WRECK yourself", and luigi said, "....

"Lyke Oh MAH GAWD I luv that SONG!!!11one!"

And then Wario determined Luigi was insane because no song was playing, so Wario checked Luigi into the psych ward. While in the nintendo psych ward Luigi met all the Nintendo characters from games like star wars, star trek, alladin, terminator, and all those games that were first movies made into SNES games. So all the movie characthers, and Luigi broke out of the Nintendo psych ward, and the emporer from Star Wars teamed up with Bowser, and they formulated a plot to...

get Link out of Hyrule jail, because they heard Ganondorf took control of Hyrule again. They greatly despised Ganondorf. So...

Since Jon never played 'Zelda?' he doesn't know who Ganondorf is, so Jon met Ganondorf, and they lived happily ever after in a castle in the sky. Then Ganondorf and Jon adopted a baby, and named him...

moarkas. Moarkas soon grew to be a very evil little child, and liked to run around blowing things up. the rest of the nintendo characters...

didn't invite him to the end of year Nintendo party so instead sent him a letter bomb which...

blew up as soon as he read it. But when Moarkas opened it...

it had a picture on top of Daisy in their especially special birthday outfits in Mario's bedroom playing don't touch Mario's...

Peanuts! But they did anyway so they decided to...

play a different game! This new game was called...

pin the food on donkey kong! donkey kong was in atendance and didn't like the idea of the game, and got very angry. he...

then picked up the naked daisy and peach... he caught eye of one of Peach's... Melons.. yes melons.. his eyes suddenly went...

up against the wall and beat the carameldansen with a stick to....

attract a sea bear. But instead...

a giant POLAR bear came and tried to eat Donkey Kong. He fought him off with a...

a twig which worked surprisingly, so he ate a CHEZZEBURGER which made him...

into a woman. He then flirted with his/her secret man-crush Bowser though...

Peach showed up and started bitching about the dishes not being done... ()