Ctrl + V
 

I always find this funny. Paste whatever is on your clipboard. It can come up with some pretty funny shit.
NO PORN PLZ, KEEP YOUR HORNINESS TO YOURSELF.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk84fURe6no

Erm, yeah. I lurve this song.
THE MAIL SAYS THAT THESE CAUSE CANCER!
BUT IT'S ONLY RUMOURS THAT THEY GIVE YOU TUMOURS!
THEY'VE GOT BIG BALLS TO PRINT IT,
BECAUSE IT'S 60 PAGES OF SCARY BULLSHIT!
>.>

Your turn, guys.

"HA wow I'm stupid! My brother said there was a mute button -on- my mic, so that's why it wasn't working. Hahaha so now I'm going to play L4D2, because I'm awesome like that."
lol oops xD

"Masturbation is the stage of the water cycle that takes place between precipitation and evaporation. This stage is often overly simplified, or skipped entirely, in schools as a means of protecting the innocence of young children, though understanding masturbation is crucial to having to true understanding of the water & rain cycle."
<.<
I copied it off uncylcopedia to show someone...Haha
I thought I had copied something else! XD
Wat are the chances of that. o.O

God! I love that episode
And the song.

I don't get what we are meant to do on this thread..just post anything that amuses us, or type in 'Ctrl V' and see what comes up? :S

Pretty much yes. If you recently copied pasted anything press Crtrl+V and just click accept.

lol at ugly bitches who talk about other ugly bitches.

- Post I put on my status but then removed and copied to put on my friend's wall.

listens with expressions of progressively increasing horror and disbelief

also my status... WE NINJA'D EACH OTHER Dreamydre!!!

http://www.hristu.net/
dont ask about that one...
BUT DO CLICK ON IT

http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
xD
I totally bum off this song. :B

*Gasp* I have nothing on my clipboard right now. And I copy and paste everything incase my computer goes whack. Guess I'll be back later!

"*Gasp* I have nothing on my clipboard right now. And I copy and paste everything incase my computer goes whack. Guess I'll be back later!"

I'm pretty sure Uncyclopedia is a joke website. That isn't correct

Uncyclopedia is a joke... LOLOLOL

50-150mm F2.8 EX DC APO HSM II

I was googling lens reviews... that's a Sigma lens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0ETe5IkP0k

Showing a song to a friend

hey have a real live version movie of Dragonball? That just seems so odd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NVap2ZbF4


...What the actual hell? I don't remember copying that. O_O

"The Strokes
Pixies
Frightened Rabbit
LCD Soundsystem
Broken Social Scene
The Drums
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Yeasayer
Mumford and Sons
The Temper Trap
Band Of Horses
Passion Pit
Florence and the Machine
Laura Marling
Grizzly Bear
Band Of Skulls
Surfer Blood
Alberta Cross
Two Door Cinema Club
Midlake
Foals
Goldfrapp
Jonsi
Ash
Scissor Sisters
The Ting Tings
Hot Chip
Ben Harper and the Relentless 7
We Are Scientists
Richard Ashcroft and the United Nations Of Sound
K-Os
Delphic
School Of Seven Bells
The Magic Numbers"

AKA The Splendour In The Grass international acts for this year. I would do anything for a ticket D:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! no we do not talk like that :o

I know you don't xP
It's just a funny series. xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWZwsKgw8IE

I wish this video was longer, I really do. I hate Kesha, but for some reason, this song just works. AND WHY DOES MEGXCLOPIN MAKE SENSE? IT REALLY SHOULDN'T.

Hung Parliament

I found this poster SO funny.

Your item(s) will ship 5/3/2010 and here is custom form number:709114931US, you may confirm shipment with form number.

http://thesonglegacy.blogspot.com/2...ong-legacy.html


(my legacy blog)

Existentialism

...whut? I have no idea when I copied that :S

http://censoreddd.deviantart.com/ar...-Esme-163324219

Oh Good Lord. Bad picture is bad. I was entering it for a contest, hence the copy/paste.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pharaoh_hound/3905378016/" title="Teddy by Pharaoh Hound, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2608/3905378016_ef73d39985_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="Teddy" /></a>

Embedding one of my photos in an awards thread on Flickr.

http://starburst27.deviantart.com/a...riend-159449559

I was showing my rl friend funny pictures through FB chat. This one makes me lol so hard. :B

http://blog.newsok.com/staticblog/f...ate-winslet.jpg


^ a picture of Kate Winslet for the MTS Movie Thread in the teen club xD

^ AHAHAHAHAHAA

1) Esmeralda
- What can I say? Sexy, spunky and kickass. Plus, she's in the best movie.
2) Megara
- Sexy and spunky, minus the kickass. Hercules is an epic movie too.
3) Mulan
- Kickass, minus the spunky and diluting the sexy. Mulan is an epic film of epic proportions with an AMAZING message, so yeah, that really pushes her up the list too.
4) Pocahontas
- Sexy and kickass. But meh, she chose John Rolfe. So Mulan beats her.
5) Jane
- So witty and quintissentially British. Don't you just love her?
6) Ariel
- She's a freakin' mermaid, like she needs a reason.
7) Jasmine
- Just for her amazing lolk faces.
8) Kida
- She's sexy and kickass, and she has amazing silly faces. But she's underappreciated for a reason - Atlantis isn't that great a film and her animation was pretty poor compared to others.
9) Cinderella
- I ran out of ones that I liked. So Cindy snuck in.
10) Aurora
- Ditto as Cindy.



I was doing my top 10 Disney heroines for Fanpop. >.>
My internet is commiting suicide because of Gargoyles, so Fanpop keeps freezing, so I copy/pasted it.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.co...46695558026.jpg

For the teen club google images game xD

There was a broken spell that cleansed the giant weasel from his tiny hamster-like zit, so he told his pet llama to kiss lesbian hippos. Of course, the llama loved kissing hippos but hated their bad jiggly bosoms so he cut their tails into Mohawks and sprayed tomato pie all over their mothers.

"Oh, not onto my prized tomato blanket pillow. You MAGGOTS! Look at the hell that you caused with dropping piles of hamsters onto sandwiches! I wanted to sleep on that! Now get me my old bunny pillow and my magic toenails."

Then the llama gave the grindy low his hands, speckled with shitted pie crumbs. His bossoms to a magically disabled the unicorn from Neptune something bad happened to unicorn that likes baked beans he eated a cookie! Then, the llama went into the tiny room and jumped out the window. He couldn't climb the back of the Limousine filled cruise ship so that grandma saved her then fled towards fruity fields of iguanas cars.

"Help I need cheese STAT!" exclaimed Mongoose-man as lightning expelled from his freakishly sexy yet grotesque lower-lip. Suddenly a loud zoopowie rang so fast his pants fell off.

Meanwhile, grandma screamed out, "What the hell!" Then a dragon skipped merrily along singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" at her crooked uncle Herman, and then BAM! he died. Everyone composed a symphony of epic epicness that honored Billy Von Jager's huge gigantic ears and hairy nipples. "Super!!" exclaimed *puffs on pepper flavored rocks of steel* Billy. After several hours of constipation crust...Billy V ate lunch.

Later the llama flew back to LlamaCity to suck Micky's big, juicy, thick, delectable, hard, dripping, quivering, throbbing icypole, however he was having cramps after lunch. Suddenly dolloping cream tuna on dog, Betty, was mad with something that had to do with a female cat, huge Jelly Balls was what she really wanted, so she gave Herman her round, big bottle of savory sauce that stinks so much he threw her ovaries into overdrive, even though she felt very snoopy and constipated, she continued to give Herman hamsters that smelled "llama-like". Later, she bought sparkly potatoes that made the hairs on her hand kink. Then purple hair sprouted from her head that had tangled so that she had tripped and sprained Betty's iguana's leg.

Afterwards, the weird purple alien prepared five pies with ducks that sparkled when prodded with forks. But there was a problem: The pies turned blue, causing the alien to cut open the massive pores which allowed maggots to gnaw on my bones that broke. This caused too much vomit from the nostrils by destroying his pineapples. Finally, choking fabulously on bones, which made firecrackers simultaneously explode, the old hag that pissed rainbows.

Later, Betty stumbled upon an orange body of a dolphin. "Oh! The horror!" she screamed! "My mother is pregnant from your Mother! This wasn't how she died! You Bastards! Just jump off blasted lands!" Llamas then felt up Betty's boobies that made her squeal like a mouse and pig having their tonsils ripped out. "You will PAY!", she barked. That night when the creeper danced the modern tango with Michael Flatley, Betty got

Oops. The 1 Word Story.

http://www.dvdizzy.com/forum/viewto...der=asc&start=0


Hmmm. Something someone posted on Fanpop, I think. Something about a portrait of somebody, meaning someone was probably related to someone else.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/98...enwhitetank.png

LOL

you're everywhere to me

'Hot Guys Reading Books' blog...

(It was one of my friend's facebook status. She called it "porn for English students", so naturally I googled it.)

hypochondria

I wanna ask you - do you ever sit and wonder, it's so strange that we could be together for so long, and never know, never care what goes on in the other one's head? Things I've felt but I've never said. You said things that I never said. So I'll say something that I should have said long ago: You don't know me! You d...on't know me at all... You don't know me! You don't know me at all...

I know it is. I was showing her cuz it was funny. I love Uncylcopedia. It's great if you need a couple laughs. =3
I meant the "thought it was something else" as in I thought the clipboard thing was something else. >.<

It couldn't pay its rent so it got evicted from Earth!


(My comment on my friend's status about what happened to "Atlantis") .

he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

My current facebook status (including Emily [my last name] is [...]). Yes, I could type that, but I get confused somewhere around the second "you".

"*reads from a poster* Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions. *laughs and tosses poster* Wait my ass!"
haha i forgot i copied that XD Ohh I love Coach! Ellis is much more adorable though! I love him in a different way. :lovestruc

Collect key from O’leary Napper

Err. Tell me if you know what that means. XD

'In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write?'

It's said by the philosopher Rainer Maria Rilke and is one of Lady Gaga's tattoos.

^^^ Hahahaha!

ahhaah we are whats good(; da whole school bout to find out♥
bbabaahahahahahahha love you!

"mini claveras"

http://bowsers.com/en/index.php

Organizing all my jumbled up dog bookmarks.

http://www.noblepr.co.uk/Press_Releases/wme/devo.htm

Ah. New Devo album thingy. I was going to tweet about it, but I couldn't be arsed.

Samsung Messager II

the phone I was googling. Seems okay

Asking questions will get you nowhere. We were in English, and they attacked my doodles. Then forced me to put it on FB so they could have it as their DPs. xD

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AKC registration number of a dog I was looking up. Ummm, that would be Ch. Bent Oak's Secret Formula.

There was a guy that complained (for quite a while) that the "Register Closed" sign should be in the air rather than the counter so people could see it better. I guess walking the 10 steps to the other register is hard when all you have in your hands is 2 bags of chips.

Then another woman got angry because I wouldn't give her spare change out of the literacy fund (she always comes in and buys something for a dollar but never has the 8 cents for tax).

^^Me complaining about the complainers at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPV2mfhHOps

Oh dears. :S
It's that awful YouTube video I made.

Anderson, South Carolina, USA

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An thas thraad yaa raplaca all vawals wath 'a'.

Something from a forum. "In this thread you replace all vowels with 'a'."

we're all weird, my whole side of that family goes to sleep during thunderstorms. come to a family reunion during a storm and we all go out like lights. seriously, knocked the fuck out!

Erm, yeah. :P
Crappy picture is crappy.

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║(o) ║♥♫ Music is Life♫
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http://www.jamesmichaelsmith.com/like/you.html

see for yourself :P
made me smile

http://www.mypicx.com/01242009/rgfrtf/

Oh, yeah, some girl on a forum was complaining about her overbite and I had a look at the link. Have to say it's not as bad as mine.

a proposition assumed as a premise in an argument

Oh yeah... I was doing my definitions for language arts... copy and paste from Dictionary.com, that's the way to go!

"Sally left us clues."

"That doesn't sound like Sally. She's more the type to leave a long, detailed explanation with lots of literary references that no one gets."


Uh, part of a fanfic I was reviewing last night.

my for the photo thread

I don't know why that's on my clipboard, but whatever.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i3lRnft7J...burban_home.jpg

I had to look up designs for suburban homes. Blech.

http://stagevu.com/video/ynqizpxitgye

An awesome episode of Bones. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2GG...feature=related

dr who + invader zim

interesting result

this passion is a plagiarism
i might join your century
but only on a rare occasion

heZwF9CdY5PNJJ3W

???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/201005.../08599199179700

^ be careful that could be pornography, lol jk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_APQT26byw


O_O
Why was that on my clipboard? Some crappy video I made a few hours ago.

Haha, Asher Roth is a beast.

I'd never heard of him until my rl friends said I should use that song. I was like "I can't think of anything about zany crazy partiness that is sung by a man!" and they all said that song and I was like "...Who? I've already forgotten what you just said because it sounded like another language."

"Hi. The computer was full of viruses and crap but i just reinstalled vista and they went *poof*. Everythings reformatted, and i had it all done professionally...why, are you haveing problems???"

http://een.se/niklas/sis/color/maze.jpg

Oh, haha. One of those "Magic Eye" images (the ones where if you stare funny at it it becomes 3D.) Apparently the maze was randomly generated, and I take it as a sign that Douglas Adams was on to something. :P

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...
Lol.
This was something I copied from a chat to save... <_<'

<Beccapixie10> Fantastic. Dad thinks St---n's my boyfriend now.
<Cassiraptor> ...
<Cassiraptor> O_O
<Cassiraptor> Why?
<Beccapixie10> Because he saw I had a facebook chat window with him open.
<Cassiraptor> ...
<Cassiraptor> And that automatically means someone is your boyfriend? o_O
<Beccapixie10> Apparently.
<Cassiraptor> In that case, I am now dating at least three people.
<Beccapixie10> Mhm, same here.
<Cassiraptor> We are such whores.
<Beccapixie10> Totally.


*censors name out of...politeness? Idk*
...*Waits for Becca to murder me*

Lady Gaga’s latest single “Alejandro” climbed to #9 on the United World Chart, making The Fame Monster the only album in history to deliver seven worldwide Top 10 hits. Michael Jackson’s Thriller only contains six songs that reached Top 10 on the chart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKe...feature=related

I'm in my usual Eurovision hype. Not only will I be watching music videos in little-spoken languages for a few weeks, it will only fuel my insomnia for a few days.

Thanks Cass. xP
CTRL+V...
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Hi...120881311280550

xDD I thought I copied something else after that. But yeah.

xDDD Win *Likes*

[11:54:15 PM] Cass: Vocaloid?
...
Yeh.
...
Skype.
Don't ask why it's copied. o.O

http://media.crikey.com.au/wp-conte...ooster-tree.jpg
Showing people on Skype that sexy rooser tree. Ha. I don't know, I was bored, it was linked on Facebook.

Photo of mine I was embedding elsewhere.

I don't get it . . . I have all of the expansions listed in the little dooblydoo. I moved a sim into the lot and it goes fine. Empty community lots, fine. But it's only empty residential lots - no nothing on the lots, just one placed out of the grids (the menu of empty lots, the green ones). Could it just be that my game hates me? O.o

(Help thread)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRgXglTvnVo

My latest YouTube video? Ah, yes, I was posting it to Topsy on FB chat.

http://www.thesims3.com/userExchang...na=broadway1991

my sims that i have uploaded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PZ3C1kDJo

I'm just too cool ;]

"June June June Junederful June"

Title for todays blog post, i was pasting it to twitter