Funny Storytelling time!
 

Ok, so heres how it goes, I start by saying something about a nintendo character, and then you guys add on to it to create a funny, ongoing story!
So here goes:

One day zelda was walking through the forest when...

Now it's your guys turn! Lets get this story rollin'!

she encountered a large...

rolling stone which hummed and...

battered across the...

battle bridge across the...

pasta house which is ready to...

wage war against the danish industry...

for the purpose of...

defeating count chocula's army of...

BAAAAAAATS. *nerd rage* But Zelda hated bats so...

(anyone who gets that joke gets a ham cookie)

I guess no cookie for me.

she zapped them with her magic, but that caused the bats to...

Grow 100 times their size...

and grow purple fuzzy ears.

The bats then...

became very vain and...

immediately flew to a placid, reflective lake to...

transform into a...

army of beautiful women, who then...

decided to give zelda a full-fledged makeover!

Zelda was decidedly aghast at this proposition because...

she had a secret...

dimple on her left...

niple but...

hey, drag was in this season so...

she decided to try it and see what happens.