Riddles Galore :P
 

Post some of your favourite riddles here...
Hopefully this doesn't break any rules... :p

A young boy and his father were out playing football when they were caught at the bottom of a giant pileup. Both were injured and rushed to the hospital. They were wheeled into separate operating rooms and two doctors prepped up to work on them, one doctor for each patient. The doctor operating on the father got started right away, but the doctor assigned to the young boy stared at him in surprise. "I can´t operate on him!" the doctor exclaimed to the staff. "That child is my son!"

How can that be?

He has two fathers. *looks at Father suspiciusly*

nope... :p

His father came back in an after life (I don't actually believe in afterlifes but it's worth a try).

sorry. but no...

The doctor is his mother.

yep, hehe, now it's your turn...lol

Damn you MSB!!!

hahahhaa!! .................. I don't have a riddle

lol. well look one up... hehe

Ok.....that's not what you did, was it, Corrie?

ok.....

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

ummm... i know this one... is it the wind or something...

No...but it's a simple answer like that.

oh well. i'll think of it, then reply tomorrow, im off to bed now... g'nite

ummm, is it Time?

Ding Ding Ding!!! Yep, it's Time, RiBlan! ... your turn...!

Michael is talking to Sue. They can see each other clearly. Michael is in the sunshine, while Sue is drapes in night. How is this possible?

they're on the moon?

They are having a video call on msn? lol

Wow, good guess aeowyn22! You win! your turn! *chucks pointed plumbbob turn-marker at aeowyn22*

You serious? LOL

That was kinda a joke answer, but hey!
Now I need a riddle.. hmm

Ok,

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

ahaha i know this. the kid filled a glass of water and put it on top of his head... and held it there for 10 minutes...

Bingo!
I was googling riddles for like 20 mins to find one I thought no one would know


Your turn :P

A real easy one...
"A man works at a butchery, wears red gumboots, a white apron,
A hair net and yellow gloves... What does he weigh?"