Reasons for Owning the sims:
 

You know it's true.

Haha you nailed me there

I love the next to last one.

It should be watch sims woohoo, oops did I say that uot loud *Bangs head on table*

I actually do the first one a lot. I create a family to play so I won't get bored while building a house. No, it's not supposed to be the other way around! I build while I play, and then once I'm done, I rebuild on a new, correctly-sized lot.

Killing sims... *has fond dreamy memories of creating a mass sim graveyard* Ah, there were almost 50 graves there. Good times. Gooood times...

LOL! Yeah, that's true! I'm busy trying to build a graveyard for my custom neighbourhood right now, so there will be lots of sim killing today! *Evil laugh*

*Looks behind back* Right no-one is looking *Kills sims* GAH you saw that didn't you!!!

*crosses out title of thread and replaces with "Killing Sims:Tactics"*

So, how do you guys kill your sims? In mass graveyards, Darth, I would suggest against drowning anyone because they leave puddles everywhere, which plumments room scores, makes the graveyard look stupid and leaves weeds everywhere. I had a gardner working 9-5 and she still couldn't get rid of all the stupid weeds!

Fire takes too long and ends up expensive. Sickness WAAAAAAAAY too long. Cowplant... *thinks* Actually...

Bollprop and then die by flies... so quick and funny.

Boolprop! *points at Lew scandelized* Throw goombas at the heretic!

Nooooooooooo!!!

*evil laughter* More goombas! More!

*Wacks WWW over head* And don't mention the word invalid... you'll make me ANGRY!!!

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*drops goomba down lew's pants*

Gah!!! My P**** Is On Fire Pass Me Some Water!!!

*silenty passes gasoline*

-evil shoulder angel giggles-

*Silently passes electrical fuse sticking out of unprotected area*

Okay, I ain't touchin that!

*backs off*

I wish AL had introduced new deaths related to magic. That was a pretty big dissapointment on my part.

Silently wispers in EA's top persons ear.

*sigh* Sims2 is over though. No more ep's.

Noooooo!!!

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I want more expansions!!!

And I've resolved not to get sims3, so I guess I'm going to be playing the same ep's for a while!

I think I'm geting TS3. I would love to try out the seamless neighbourhood despite all the bad hype about it.